"Carlton Mellick the 3rd weaves this story about future time travelers who all have the powers of Jesus going to the past to find the real Jesus in a land of crispy squid-people. So strange, so good"
"Like Lynch's Eraserhead, this book is great, but much easier to appreciate after falling in love with other works by the author. Very cool epic zombie/gospel tale, check it out after Satan Burger."
"Like a David Lynch storyline mixed with absurd comedy and lots of sex and violence, all done in choose your own adventure format. Hilarious and intelligent, buy this now!"
"A collection of short surreal/sci-fi stories by Carlton Mellick. Like nothing I've ever read before, I'd kill to see Lynch transfer these stories to film."