"A push-bike was all your Grandfather and his family had, and they all had to travel to the coal mine on it, which meant 15 people on the same bike, with no shoes, in the snow, for 38 miles, at 4:30am."
"When I was a lad and this were all green fields... - Now you too can intimately discover the heart of rural England just like your Grandparents did, before cars and Super Nintendos."