Books by Idiots

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Losing My Virginity: The Autobiography
1.  Losing My Virginity: The Autobiography by Sir Richard Branson
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  "I use this idiot's trains every week and I promise you it's Stupid on Wheels. Die, Branson, die!"
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The Apprentice
2.  The Apprentice by Alan Sugar
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  "'What would you like for breakfast, Sir Alan?' 'Fried bullshit on two slices of stupid please.'"
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Screw It, Let's Do It: Lessons In Life (Quick Read)
3.  Screw It, Let's Do It: Lessons In Life (Quick Read) by Sir Richard Branson
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  "So stupid he used the same photo for both books. 'Pour me a glass of howleraide, please nurse'."
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Anyone Can Do It: My Story
4.  Anyone Can Do It: My Story by Duncan Bannatyne
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  "What's wrong with his face? It's full of stupid is what. And wasps."
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When Jack Sued Jill - Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times
5.  When Jack Sued Jill - Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times by Felix Dennis
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  "Far too much time on his hands. Someone beat him about the head next time he reaches for a pen."
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A Glass Half Full
6.  A Glass Half Full by Felix Dennis
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  "Remember, Felix: trousers before shoes."
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Customer Is King: How to Exceed Their Expectations (Virgin Business Guides)
7.  Customer Is King: How to Exceed Their Expectations (Virgin Business Guides) by Robert Craven
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  "Top tip for being stupid: don't read your own stuff. Obviously written in the days before Virgin Trains. Or Virgin Holidays. Or Virgin anything else. 100% idiot."
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