Books my boyfriend thinks make him look intelligent...

The list author says:
	"A thick book that hides Harry Potter well..."

The list author says:
	"Looks nice in the bookshelf, very manly...pristine...unread... ..."

The list author says:
	"He claims it's not bedtime reading, so steals my Pratchett"

The list author says:
	"Just a little book with short words of wisdom.  Usually left on the coffee table when we have friends round."

The list author says:
	"I just dislike this because the Dictionary that I have to use to read this is five times the size of the book itself.  Have read the contents page though..."

The list author says:
	"Broke my toe on this when he left it lying around in the bathroom.  Apparently, it prvides *fascinating insights into the Ancient World*.  My toenail still doesn't look right..."

The list author says:
	"Looks like he got to page 79 before he returned to Calvin and Hobbs"

The list author says:
	"Yeah yeah, philosophy is fine, but can't we stick to Sophie's World and leave it at that?"

The list author says:
	"Let's face it, if we saw the '80s cartoon about that Ulysses guy, who needs this lying around unread?  Admit it - most of these Greek stories have a similar theme."

The list author says:
	"This book is one of the reasons why I love him, it's his and he made me read it.  Makes you understand how lucky you are to have the wind  and the rain on your face."