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The Bluffer's Guide® to the Quantum Universe (Unabridged)
 
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The Bluffer's Guide® to the Quantum Universe (Unabridged) [Audio Download]

by Jack Klaff (Author, Narrator)
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  • Listening Length: 1 hour and 58 minutes
  • Program Type: Audiobook
  • Version: Unabridged
  • Publisher: Oval Books Ltd.
  • Audible Release Date: 21 Oct 2008
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B002SQ0S6U
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
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Be an instant expert on the quantum universe and Bluff Your Way® in the subject with everyone you know. No science required, just a sense of humour. From 'gluons' to 'gravitons', and from 'certainty' to 'superstrings', here's all you need to know to sound all-knowing.

Extracts from the book:
Quantus
The study of subatomic particles is called quantum mechanics. This is strange because the word 'quantum' is derived from the Latin noun 'quantus' meaning 'how much'. In this case, not a lot. And it can be seen within a nanosecond that it is entirely alien to this subject to talk of anything 'mechanical', 'mechanistic' or 'machine-like'.

Quantomime
Einstein, whose work with light and electrons had opened the curtains on the whole quantomime, wavered between calling quantum mechanics 'incomplete' and declaring its ideas to be 'the system of delusions of an exceedingly intelligent paranoiac, concocted of incoherent elements of thought'.

Quantity
All matter can be broken down into atoms. Atoms are small. They are smaller than affordable apartments in Manhattan, they are smaller than portions at the Ritz, they are even smaller than the chance that a politician will be honest. The full stop at the end of this sentence will be a tiny blob of ink about a millimetre wide which will contain close to four billion atoms.

Quantifiably
Never commit yourself about the outer limits of the Universe or the quantum realm even to a 'probably'. Anything you utter with certainty, or declare to be 'probably true' could return to haunt you and, it can be said with confidence, probably will. If you know what's good for you, a 'possibly' is the farthest you will go.

This is a Bluffer's Guide®. Bluffer's Guides®, Bluffer's Guide®, Bluffer's® and Bluff Your Way® are Registered Trademarks.

©2006 Oval Projects Ltd.; (P)2008 Audible Inc

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
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Format:Paperback
Using this book to bluff, you'll never fool a physicist. But there are no dangers to that, because he or she would most likely refrain from starting to talk about Hilbert spaces and unitary operators and the like, since this would bring any dinner discussion to a screeching halt. After passing that hurdle, you're guaranteed to fool everybody else. Besides, the opening sentence of the book ends with "nobody understands what's going on", which also applies to the physicists.

Apart from giving the reader an overview of what these people have been up to the past 100 years, the book is filled to the brim with hilarious anecdotes about the many colourful characters who created quantum mechanics, and struggled in vain to make sense of it. In fact, it paints a fairly accurate picture of the physics community as it is. My advice to my fellow victims would be: fear the day when some sociology student decides to base his thesis on this book!

Even (or rather, especially) if you wear the robes of the physicist priesthood, this book is indispensible - read it in the closet if you must.

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By Mr M
Format:Paperback
As an introduction to all things Quantum, this book is okay. However, as a witty insight into how physics messes with your head it is outstanding. Extremely well written, Mr Klaff was professor for public understanding of science at Starlab (a curious trajectory for a Springbok, admittedly) and it shows. It's a short, sharp, shock of spin, strangeness n' string-theory. And some other ssss'y subatomic stuff I'm too tired to come up with currently. Just buy the book and be informed and amused in equal measure.
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