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Blue Christmas Balls [Paperback]

Nick Spalding
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Book Description

25 Oct 2013
One man. Three women. Twelve days to achieve Yuletide sexual glory!

Christmas is coming and Matt Bunion is on a mission. Somehow, he's made the huge mistake of remaining a virgin well into his twenties - a grievous error he fully intends to rectify before the Queen's speech starts.

But it's not going to be easy...

What with strange requests to molest living room furniture, painfully inserted action figures, and an extremely festive lady of the night, Matt will be lucky to reach Boxing Day with his pride and manhood still intact.

From the best-selling author of LOVE... FROM BOTH SIDES comes the laugh-out-loud story of one man's quest to make this Christmas go with a bang.

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Product details

  • Paperback: 114 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (25 Oct 2013)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1493588370
  • ISBN-13: 978-1493588374
  • Product Dimensions: 0.6 x 15 x 22.5 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (95 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 272,100 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Nick Spalding is an author who, try as he might, can't seem to write anything serious.

Before becoming a full-time author, he worked in the communications industry, mainly in media and marketing. As talking rubbish for a living can get tiresome (for anyone other than a politician), he thought he'd have a crack at writing comedy fiction - with a very agreeable level of success so far, it has to be said. Nick has now sold over half a million books, and still can't quite believe his luck.

Nick lives in the South of England with his fiancée. He recently had to turn 40 - and is rather annoyed at the universe because it gave him no choice in the matter; he also suffers from the occasional bout of insomnia, is addicted to Thai food, and still thinks Batman is cool.

If you fancy getting in contact with Nick, visit his website at spaldings-racket.blogspot.com / add him on Twitter: @spalding_author / add him on Facebook: Nick Spalding / or email him at nick.spalding@hotmail.co.uk.



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About the Author

Nick Spalding is an author who, try as he might, can't seem to write anything serious. He's worked in the communications industry his entire life, mainly in media and marketing. As talking rubbish for a living can get tiresome (for anyone other than a politician), he thought he'd have a crack at writing comedy fiction - with an agreeable level of success so far, it has to be said. Nick lives in the South of England with his fiancée. He is approaching his forties with the kind of dread usually associated with a trip to the gallows, suffers from the occasional bout of insomnia, and still thinks Batman is cool.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Another funny one from Nick 28 Jan 2014
By Lisac
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I really like Nick's style of writing, if your looking for an easy, funny and entertaining read then take a look at Nick's books. I stumbled across a book about 6 months ago and now I've read them all and look forward to his new releases.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great LOL read 3 Jan 2014
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A Short read that will have you LOL from page one. I'll be sure to read some of Nick's other titles.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud entertainment 10 Dec 2013
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The title of this review says it all. This is Laugh out Loud entertainment at its best. I was expecting a few small chuckles when I started but throughout the book I laughed to the extent where I had to stop reading and compose myself before carrying on. If you're after some festive merriment at the moment you won't go far wrong picking up this cracking read.
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Absolutely loved this book, I really did laugh aloud on the train whilst reading this. The worrying thing about this book is that I identified with the characters a little too much! The main character Matt Bunion is either someone you know or someone you used to be! The attention to detail is fantastic, this is what it is like to be a geek! I will never look at Wicket from Stars Wars in quite the same way. This book is a great introduction to Spalding, a fantastic humour style, and I will definitely be reading more.
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5.0 out of 5 stars genius 30 Nov 2013
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a fantastic book, so funny,made me cry with laughter.great leading guy who has you gunning for him to loose his virginity.just wish it was a full length novel.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Carnal Christmas Calamity 25 Nov 2013
By Lorraine Sears TOP 1000 REVIEWER
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Nick Spalding does it again with another hilarious tale. This time a short story about one man's attempt the do away with his virginity before the Christmas festivities commence.

This book details each one of his embarassing endeavours to sow his seed in cringing detail so you don't know if your eyes are watering in pain, or they're tears of laughter. After the second disaster you might suspect how things will end up, although this takes nothing away from your enjoyment as the book reaches its ...ahem ... climax!

A couple of hours read, this is an inexpensive festive treat you can bestow upon yourself to enjoy while the rest of the world goes Christmas crazy!
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5.0 out of 5 stars laugh out loud book 17 Nov 2013
By Jane
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a good little read that had me laughing so much i had to stop reading the words! very enjoyable and an easy read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Yet another gem from Spalding 3 Nov 2013
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Loved it! Laughed all the way through as is usual for Nick's fantastically funny writing. Will never see Ewoks or Christmas songs in the same light again!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars soooo funny
I love nick Spalding's work, I buy everything he writes. I have never reD books that are laugh out loud and really had my doubts that these books would but they really do..
Published 19 days ago by Miss Hayley C. Brewer
5.0 out of 5 stars Winner again
Yet another great book from Nick. It really is'laugh out loud' ask my wife!!
Published 19 days ago by plug
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Funny
Published 29 days ago by Ken
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Haha
Published 1 month ago by alex baxter
4.0 out of 5 stars Comedy genious
I usually opt for romantic comedies and via Amazon's recommendations, I gave Nick Spalding a try and I am glad I did as the book made me chuckle from beginning to end and I am... Read more
Published 1 month ago by MISS S JACK
4.0 out of 5 stars Ended too quickly
Quite a good book but it ended too quickly, that's just my opinion thou. I do like this author his books are funny
Published 2 months ago by mitch
4.0 out of 5 stars enjoyable read
Another funny story that had me laughing... Only disappointed it was so short.. Could of carried on listening to matts tales of unsuccessful conquests
Published 2 months ago by Ms. L. C. Coughlan
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny - sometimes......
It's not a long book, and for that I was fairly grateful. It had funny moments, but did not make me laugh as I would like to do with a comedic book.
Published 2 months ago by Alan G
2.0 out of 5 stars Disappointed :(
I really enjoy Nick Spalding's books, I have read almost all of them actually and I was really excited to read his latest books Blue Christmas Balls and Buzzing Easter Bunnies but... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Lucy
5.0 out of 5 stars Naughty but Nice
Loved this book, the story is hilarious. Not recommended to read on the bus or train though! Too much laughter.
Published 4 months ago by Lincsbabe
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