Who are you top five carpers of all time? How about top five carp captures, or even better, top five bivvy babes? Join Kes and his camo-clad mates in Tommy's Tackle shop to sort our the important carp questions of the day. Kes has been a camper far too long, but he's determined to prove himself by catching the Fat Lady from St Ives Lagoon. Lying on his narrow-boat bunk he dreams of being an X-treme Carper, tackling rock hard waters like Fen Drayton and Wraysbury. Unfortunatley his plans are put on hold when he gets involved with a new ultra commercial carp fishery, and caught up in a whole lot of trouble with a group of antis, led by 'Bunnyhuggers' Jay and Saira, smuggled wrong uns, and the worst Ouse Valley flood in living memory.