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Bite Me (Love Story Series Book 3) [Kindle Edition]

Christopher Moore
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

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Book Description

While some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, has imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby is keen to be one of the undead, too, but first she and her PhD-candidate boyfriend Steve have to deal with the huge vampire cat, Chet, who is stalking the city - and creating his own minions.

And then Jody and Tommy free themselves from the statue and they are NOT happy...

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Everything I've come to expect from Christopher Moore. It's wildly funny, it's touching, it's unexpected. I think his imagination grew up next to Area 51 (Charlaine Harris)

An imaginative account of the young, the goth, and the fanged (Washington Post)

Moore breathes new life into vampires with Bite Me (The Torch)

Book Description

A vampire love story

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 399 KB
  • Print Length: 317 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: B005ZO59AM
  • Publisher: Orbit (7 Oct. 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004E10RHM
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #83,703 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Christopher Moore was born in Ohio and lived there until he was nineteen, when he moved to California. Before publishing his first novel, Practical Demonkeeping, in 1992, he worked as a roofer, a grocery clerk, a hotel night auditor, and insurance broker, a waiter, a photographer, and a rock and roll DJ. Chris divides his time between Hawaii and San Francisco.

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Christopher Moore has lost it 14 Jun. 2010
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
Christopher Moore has been one of my favourite writers. I love the Pine Cove books, Lamb, Fluke, A Dirty Job and Bloodsucking Demons. But something seemed to go wrong in You Suck, where he let the book get out of control, leading to a train-wreck ending which pulled a deus ex machina out of the hat to arrive at a spectacular non-conclusion. Then came Fool, of which the less said the better, and now this.

Well, to start off, the actual plot doesn't materialise until the last fifty pages, and then it's an anticlimax because Moore relies on outrageous coincidences and such like to remove what little danger there is. So as soon as there's any sign of conflict it goes away again, almost immediately. Then there's lazy plotting. One character goes bonkers when the plot needs him to, and then becomes sane again, just like that, when the plot needs him to. And, once again, the ending is a total train-wreck, with unconvincing behaviour all round. Plus, for some reason, presumably to please the fans, Kona from Fluke makes a brief and incomprehensible appearance. And guess what: in Fluke he's funny and likeable; here he's annoying.

So, basically I shall be very dubious about buying any further books by Moore. Three duds in a row hits my threshold. At least we have eight great books.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Be bitten either by love or vampires 7 May 2010
By Steven R. McEvoy TOP 1000 REVIEWER
The first Christopher Moore Book I read was Bloodsucking Fiends. It is the first book in this Love Story trilogy and one of four set in and around San Francisco. I absolutely loved it. When I reached the end of book 2, You Suck, I literally wanted to throw it across the room - I hated the ending so much. This one completely redeems it beyond all expectations. The fourth book set in the Bay area is A Dirty Job, and though a great story, and deserving of a squeal, it overlaps with this trilogy with a number of characters, and places. All are worth reading. But I don't think this book should be read as a standalone.

This story continues a few months after You Suck. Abby von Normal is still running around desiring to become a vampire with her boyfriend, Stephen Fooman. But all hell breaks loose in the bay area. Vampire Cats are eating all the street people and others. Their hoard is growing and appears unstoppable. Jodi and Tommy are freed from their bronze encasement, but Tommy has lost his mind while encased in bronze and is missing. To make matters worse, a dark ship arrives in the bay with three ancient vampires who have come to clean up the mess.

Moore states on his website that he wanted to write horror books. But people kept laughing at what he wrote, so he decided to write humour. He does indeed write with a humour bent and a very skewed look at life, and in this book life through a number of different characters eyes. The book is written as a series of first person narratives. Each character telling their experience of the events, so the story jumps time to time from person or storyline. Yet it all remains a complete and fluid composite whole. When you finish reading you feel satiated, satisfied and like anyone who has eaten too much maybe a little sleepy.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 'Kayso 7 April 2010
By Ashley
It is always exciting to get a new Christopher Moore book. He writes the best books to escape into and the most alive characters. All are reunited here in the third book about Jody and Tommy's life (or death) as vampires.
Fast passed and not short of action it is a race to save San Francisco for the undead cat Chet (shaved and getting larger), but as always there are other problems on the horizon.
The journal entries from Abi Von Normal were a personal favourite.
Sit back read and be entertained.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Continues Moore's Vampires in a Great Way 2 Dec. 2010
By ~D
There are not too many authors I can always sit down with. Moore is one. I give a slight edge to his earlier vampire oriented books, but this one continues quite well. It isn't as strong in plot, but that really isn't what this is about, is it? There is a lot of re-introducing the previous books, so I think would be good for someone who didn't read the earlier ones and it isn't too much for a fan to re-read.

Abby Von Normal's OTT oh so OMG I am not EMO teen speak takes a bit of getting used to but Moore does it so well and I was ROTFLMAO. You get the point? I liked her more poppy goth earlier incarnation, but she's developed as a character and honestly I think I know her.

I'd buy this book only to read Abby Von Normal's explanation of modern SMS shorthand and why only poseurs actually say "oh-em-gee" when they read OMG. They do that on TV! I mean, really! You have to read that part, it is awesome. No, I won't explain what OTT, OMG and EMO mean. Look it up or read the book :)
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3.0 out of 5 stars Better than the second 10 Mar. 2011
By Gareth Wilson - Falcata Times Blog TOP 1000 REVIEWER VINE VOICE
The third book in Chris' Vampire Trilogy and of the two that I've read the best. Picking up where the previous title pretty much left off (well five weeks later) the key protagonist in this title is Abby Normal (yep Mel Brooks Young Frankenstein joke right there) who as minion and emergency Countess of the City Bay area to the city's two Bronzed Vampires seeks to survive a humdrum existence as well as battling Vampire Kitties. Its definitely fun and returns to Chris' earlier humour that I felt was missing from the previous book (You Suck.)

Add to this some great cameo's from the supporting cast, some wonderful twists backed with some cunningly crafted turns and the reader has a treat in store, especially if you're seeking something a little different to a lot of the Vamp fiction out there.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Great
Another hilarious book from Moore. Don't be put off by the cover which makes it look like some kind of teeny bop book. Familiar characters, very funny, completely mad.
Published 1 month ago by LG
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Moore's books have me in stiches everytime.
Published 11 months ago by S. Loewenthal
5.0 out of 5 stars Great purchase
The book arrived even sooner than said estimated. There was no damage to it and the item went on it's way the next morning.
Published 16 months ago by Ernest Pršo
5.0 out of 5 stars a new approach to vampires
an imaginative account of the young, the goth and the fanged that breathes new life into vampires. unpredictable and thrilling
Published on 22 July 2013 by BarryBarlow
5.0 out of 5 stars Bloody good fun
Christopher Moore's sense of humor has always appealed to me and this one does not let me down. His characters are always off beat/quirky/crazy and the situations that they get... Read more
Published on 10 Jun. 2013 by S. FORGAN
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
This is almost up there with Lamb! The Gothy teenage rantings of one of the main characters is thoroughly entertaining. Read more
Published on 7 May 2013 by SARA WALKER
5.0 out of 5 stars Most enjoyable third volume in the Vampire Trilogy
This, the third volume in the Vampire Trilogy, is simply as much fun as the preceding two. Highly recommended. Read more
Published on 8 April 2013 by Ph Edmonds
1.0 out of 5 stars RUBBISH
the love story was extremely lacking and the supposed "plot" was about a cat take over?
if i could go back and not order this book i would, i think its a waste of money.
Published on 24 July 2012 by Nigel
4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable enough
The third chapter in Moore's oddball vampire saga contains, as expected, the unexpected. Unless you predicted the rise of evil in the form of a large, shaved, vampire cat. Read more
Published on 8 Aug. 2011 by SonicQuack
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