BIKINI GIRLS ON ICE - sounds like a good not-very-good movie, doesn't it? Alas.
This is actually a run-of-the-mill, slightly bleach-blonde-dumb and increasingly boring movie; a dozen or so teenage girls hold a 'car wash', washing cars [yes, really] in their bikinis. Anyway, their bus breaks down before they get to their destination so they hold the car-wash event at a dillapidated deserted gas station instead. Out of nowhere many cars appear, where previously there were none, and the girls get scrubbing. But calm down, its not that kind of film; there's a motiveless, unimaginative and pointless killer hiding in the garage and he kills off the girls with an axe, knife etc, then for some reason steals their bikinis and puts the girls in the ice bin. As you do. All this with barely any flesh and little blood on show.
Bearing in mind the title, you would have expected this to be a bit tongue-in-cheek, but it plays it straight down the line. There is no invention in the plot, the killer or the deaths, and after you get the point - girls in bikinis being killed - it soon gets boring and samey. Those young women are nice camera candy and are distracting for about five minutes, but its the sort of 'swimwear catalogue' mentality that pleases you when you're 12.
BIKIKI GIRLS ON ICE is an under-par unimaginative slasher that left me cold.