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The long-awaited, hilarious joke book from the Punslinger, Tim Vine, the undisputed king of the one-liner.
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The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like:
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.
I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.
Black holes. I don't know what people see in them.
So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'
Velcro. What a rip-off.
Black Beauty. He's a dark horse.
I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
Tim Vine is a legend. The book looks great, with loads of funny,
pun-based cartoons that could almost make a book in their own right. In addition, the Punmaster General dishes out some crackers from page one: "Me and my brother inherited some furniture from the local zoo. I'm glad to say I got the lion's chair."
It's awesome to have so many one-liners together as a collection. Even better when you imagine the Vine-o delivering the lines in his own cheeky style - it's like being at one of his gigs, but cheaper and without having to leave your own home. A great book to dip into whenever you need to cheer yourself up, and a perfect gift for anyone who likes laughing. Buy it!
pun-based cartoons that could almost make a book in their own right. In addition, the Punmaster General dishes out some crackers from page one: "Me and my brother inherited some furniture from the local zoo. I'm glad to say I got the lion's chair."
It's awesome to have so many one-liners together as a collection. Even better when you imagine the Vine-o delivering the lines in his own cheeky style - it's like being at one of his gigs, but cheaper and without having to leave your own home. A great book to dip into whenever you need to cheer yourself up, and a perfect gift for anyone who likes laughing. Buy it!
10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
I have seen Tim perform a few times and was excited to see he had written a book! All his best known lines are in there, and lots of new material (not to mention the brilliant drawings) - what a talented man! The book itself is a hefty thing, and worth every penny. Thanks Mr. Vine, a brilliant book.
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
Tim Vine is a pun genius. This book doesn't let up. Keeps on banging home the gags. My favourite joke: One-armed butlers - they can take it but they can't dish it out. Gold.
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Tim Vine Book
Really good buy. All the family had fun reading and laughing at the jokes over the Xmas period.
Recomend this to anyone with a sense of humour. Read more
Recomend this to anyone with a sense of humour. Read more
Published 3 months ago by John Stephenson
Vin(e) extraordinaire
Lovers of puns - clever, execrable, almost impossible, daft or plain silly - should love this. Read a few pages when you wake up and just cannot face the day... Read more
Published 3 months ago by MacQuo
Made me smile!
Lighthearted, innocent, witty and fun. Literally 1000 jokes in true Tim Vine style. Certainly a different gift or buy it for yourself.
Published 4 months ago by Mrs. D. J. Barnett
funny in short bursts
There are some very funny jokes in here, but also some predictable.
When the jokes are good they make you laugh out loud. Read more
When the jokes are good they make you laugh out loud. Read more
Published 5 months ago by th8090
Classic Tim Vine One Liners
Great collection of gags from Tims live shows and some not heard before, he manages to squeeze 3 jokes into the short introduction too. Read more
Published 6 months ago by M. Wood
Jokeariffic!
I have this book myself and it is great that he has put so much effort into putting so many jokes in... Read more
Published 7 months ago by Baby Galley
Sheer Brilliance - Lots of fun and hearty laughter
Lots of funny funny jokes - and clever wordplay from this terrific guy - Tim.
Remembering these brilliant jokes at times can make you spontaneously smile to yourself on... Read more
Remembering these brilliant jokes at times can make you spontaneously smile to yourself on... Read more
Published 7 months ago by Rosy77
Tim Vine is a comical genius!
If you've never experienced Tim Vine before, you're missing one of the funniest comedians around. The vast majority of jokes in this book are laugh-out-loud funny and, unusually... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Limbo
Great joke book!
Gave this book as a retirement gift to someone who always tells jokes that make you groan! Went down a storm because we demanded a reading which he enjoyed doing because for the... Read more
Published 9 months ago by Hilbilly
Brilliant comic, just clean up a that last little bit
Very very funny.
This was a great Christmas present. Lots of his classic sets of jokes, lots of new ones. 99% wholesome. Read more
This was a great Christmas present. Lots of his classic sets of jokes, lots of new ones. 99% wholesome. Read more
Published 11 months ago by David Woollin
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