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Tim Vine
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Book Description

30 Sep 2010

The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like:

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.

I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

Black holes. I don't know what people see in them.

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'

Velcro. What a rip-off.

Black Beauty. He's a dark horse.

I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.


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Product details

  • Paperback: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Century (30 Sep 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1846058279
  • ISBN-13: 978-1846058271
  • Product Dimensions: 13.7 x 21.5 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (70 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 6,688 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"Creasing ourselves every 10 seconds as we read another one-liner from The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Jokebook...pure comedy gold. Oh, we love Tim Vine" (The Herald)

"The amazing undisputed king of the one-liner" (Time Out)

"Tim Vine is seriously funny... his unswerving devotion to making us laugh is something pure and wonderful" (The Times)

"Vine's gags are timeless...they are puns on everyday situations, as well as being inoffensive and uncontroversial" (The Independent)

"Skillfully delivered, hugely popular, continuously funny and utterly unique" (Guardian)

Book Description

The long-awaited, hilarious joke book from the Punslinger, Tim Vine, the undisputed king of the one-liner.

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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Good value laughs! 27 Sep 2010
Format:Paperback
I have seen Tim perform a few times and was excited to see he had written a book! All his best known lines are in there, and lots of new material (not to mention the brilliant drawings) - what a talented man! The book itself is a hefty thing, and worth every penny. Thanks Mr. Vine, a brilliant book.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Punmeister General 28 Sep 2010
Format:Paperback
"Whenever I'm in Italy I become a rickety old table. I guess I'm just a hopeless Rome antique"

I've been waiting years for this book!

1000 gags from a comedy legend - pure joy
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Breathless punnage 27 Sep 2010
Format:Paperback
Tim Vine is a pun genius. This book doesn't let up. Keeps on banging home the gags. My favourite joke: One-armed butlers - they can take it but they can't dish it out. Gold.
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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Vine-tage Stuff 29 Sep 2010
Format:Paperback
Tim Vine is a legend. The book looks great, with loads of funny,
pun-based cartoons that could almost make a book in their own right. In addition, the Punmaster General dishes out some crackers from page one: "Me and my brother inherited some furniture from the local zoo. I'm glad to say I got the lion's chair."

It's awesome to have so many one-liners together as a collection. Even better when you imagine the Vine-o delivering the lines in his own cheeky style - it's like being at one of his gigs, but cheaper and without having to leave your own home. A great book to dip into whenever you need to cheer yourself up, and a perfect gift for anyone who likes laughing. Buy it!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Puntastically Fantastic 17 Nov 2010
Format:Paperback
Love Tim Vine, very funny bloke. Great book ! Oooh I've caught the pun fever.....here I go...........I used to work in a paper mill, but it folded. Found a job in a hessian factory, but I got the sack. Started up a submarine business - it went under. Spent some time with the Serious Crime Squad-it was no joke!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Worth every penny! 6 Mar 2011
By Wynne Kelly TOP 1000 REVIEWER VINE VOICE
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
I bought this for my husband recently and we took it on holiday with us - travelling for a month in S.E. Asia. The joy of this book is that you can open it at any random page and there will be one-liners to make you giggle. It's amazing how a wait at an airport or a long bus journey can be improved by a few jokes! We got some strange looks in restaurants sometimes because we were laughing so much.

Know someone who is down in the dumps? Then buy them this book!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Not getting out 10 Feb 2011
Format:Paperback
A fun book full of one liners from Tim. Bought for presents to lift spirits and amuse at Chritmas. Certainly did the job. Clever simple joke writing for all ages.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny! 27 Nov 2010
By KM #1 HALL OF FAME TOP 10 REVIEWER
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
I bought two of these for christmas presents and have cheekily had more than a few dips into them before letting santa deliver them to their lucky recipients! This is a really funny book. Tim Vine as most know is the master of the one liner and there's loads in here for you to dip in and out of. Cracking reference material if you need to load up with a few before a night out to dinner with friends or family. I'm sure the people who recieve this little gem which is rammed full of jokes will be very appreciative indeed. I won't repeat any here as I wouldn't want to spoil it for you!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars I love it
VERY FUNNY. GOOD QUALITY AND PRICE
Published 21 days ago by Mrs P Paterson
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
V funny!
Published 2 months ago by Andy
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun book, made a great present
Brought as a present for my dad. Seems to be a hit as now every time I visit I am treated to a one-liner from the book. Very funny puns and wordplay, would recommend.
Published 3 months ago by Rachel H
3.0 out of 5 stars Works better on stage
If you're considering buying this then presumably you are a Tim Vine fan and so know what you're letting yourself in for. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Discerning Reader/Viewer
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Punny
This product is ideal for those whose humour revolves around puns, as is Tim Vine's humour. You get alot of jokes in the book for the price, so I would say it was worth it.
Published 8 months ago by Calum Cooper
5.0 out of 5 stars I Died Laughing
This is HILARIOUS! I nearly died after reading the following joke: "A policeman stopped me because I had a flat tire. Luckily I had a foot pump in the boot. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Danni Shackleford
4.0 out of 5 stars Time Vine joke book
This is really bad in a good way, talk about annoying jokes , I bought this for my joker Husband and he has totally annoyed everyone with these jokes, problem now is he won't stop.
Published 9 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
I have bought this book for someone who is always telling really bad jokes.
Flicked through and could'nt put it down, some of the jokes are so stupid but
really funny. Read more
Published 10 months ago by deborah bruce
5.0 out of 5 stars leaves you feeling lighter and happier than when you opened it.
I confess to loving one liners and pun-based jokes. This book has 1001 of them. Some are laugh-out-loud funny, others are groan-worthy, some are over-contrived but like Tim... Read more
Published 10 months ago by Stephen Reid
5.0 out of 5 stars Hillarious
All the family young and old pick up my kindle and after reading Tim,s jokes they are all in stitches.
Published 10 months ago by Ianmcnaughton
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