The last thing I expected when I purchased my Bic Crystal Ballpoint was a life changing experience, so I was amazed on writing my signature that a completely different name from my own appeared on the paper!
Since that first time it has happened each time I sign my name and I become that person until I have to sign again and become someone else.
Here are a few of the new me's created by my bic:
Buster Keaton (2 days - a bit scary as houses kept falling and only just missing me).
Marilyn Monroe (3 hours - I'm sure I was being followed).
Thomas Hardy (2 weeks - at some point I lost my pen and got stuck as TH. Then by an amazing coincidence, or was it fate, it turned up in my top pocket and I was able to move on).
Salvador Dali (1 day - went to the zoo, burnt a giraffe).
Mrs Beaton - (2 hours - started to make buns but had to sign name before I got them in the oven, disappointing really).
George Formby (1 week - had great fun cleaning windows and the blushing brides looked divine, ladies nighties I did spy, I often saw what went inside - hence the full week).
Ladislas Biro - (10 minutes - tried to invent perpetual motion machine but all I could come up with was a pen).
Elvis Presley - (8 days - It became increasingly tiresome as people keep on requesting that I sing to them on the bus, and couples kept asking me to marry them).
At the moment I am Napoleon Boneparte and have been since my Bic ran out of ink.
If they let me out any time soon I am going to go straight to the Newsagents and buy a new bic as I am far too short and I don't like the hat.