Having worked for some years in a male-dominated office environment, I have had to endure all the usual stuff - the ribald jokes, the surrepticious peeping at my breasts, but worst of all, the wanton thieving of my biros. Well, not any more! I took my new pens into work on Monday morning, whereupon an attempt to purloin said Bic Cristal by Bob in Accounts (it's always the accountants, I can't tell you how untrustworthy they can be!) was thwarted when he noticed the candy-pastel colour and smooth, feminine lines. Dropping the pen in horror, Bob slowly began to back into the photocopier, whispering, "I didn't know it was a Bic Cristal for Her...I'm not gay, you know...I'm not..."
Thanks to Bic Cristal for Her my life in Accounts is much happier. Although Bob did retire on health grounds.