RECIPE FOR A BEDTIME TREAT
Ingredients:
One boy (preferably sleepy)
One book entitled "Beware of Boys"
One cosy bed
One handkerchief
A large helping of cuddles
Some kisses (as many as you like)
Method:
1) Tuck the boy into the cosy bed & allow to settle
2) Read "Beware of Boys"
3) Wipe away the tears of laughter with the handkerchief
4) Add the cuddles & sprinkle on lots of kisses
5) Turn off the light & leave 'til morning
6) If the giggles start again, return & add another kiss or two!
WARNING: This bedtime treat is so moreish, you may have to follow this recipe again & again, night after night, for some time!