Rogue Warrior

 

 

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First things first, Rogue Warrior does nothing right. Even male genitalia references are handled poorly, making you think protagonist Dick Marcinko is hitting on the enemy rather than taunting them. With the gunplay being as bad as it is, and the story coming across as a six-year-old's interpretation of Cold War events, the only fun comes from the possibility of stepping into the shoes of blatantly homoerotic Rambo.

Voice actor Mickey Rourke embraces this puzzling profanity to a degree that makes it seem like he just landed a movie role that could win him an Oscar. Listening to this guy abuse the f-bomb and coherently talk about polar bear testicles is the only reason to venture into this game. I'm not kidding, folks. The remainder of the content, even Marcinko's obsession with knifing enemy crotches and throats, brings no joy, no laughs, or even the faintest of hope that the game could get better as it goes along.

The game doesn't even display enough realism to convince me that it's based on our planet. I'm not sure what kind of alien technology is used in the machine guns, but whatever it is, it removes that pesky thing called "recoil." When Marcinko fires, he can keep it steady on an enemy's face without it inching up a hair - not even a hair!

Most enemies can not see more than 50 feet, and the sound of hurried footsteps (created by Marcinko sprinting across a room) does nothing to alert them. If you run across a sniper rifle, you can pick them off one-by-one uncontested, as they are oblivious of your presence. The ability to sprint undetected can also rack up a lengthy chain of stealth kills, which are usually accompanied by a one-liner.

While it may seem like I'm cutting this review short, that's pretty much all this game offers. It's short, repetitive, and crappy all the way through. I tried to find a multiplayer match 22 times over the course of two weeks, but have yet to find one person who is trying to do the same thing. If you decide to play this game or buy it, then you need your head testing.

It is truly terrible and should be avoided at all costs. Do NOT buy it. Please trust me on this!

This is a first person shooter (fps) based on a navy seal team that get wiped out leaving only one. You play the rogue warrior who is a stereotypical 'hollywood' type navy seal. Lots of swearing and macho bs - which for me makes the game. I don't know how this can get bad reviews - it is what it is. I'm half way through the game and am thoroughly enjoying it. The attack scenes are violent and bloody which really emphasises how violent hand to hand combat can be. It plays smooth and without glitches so I'm happy with it. It feels different from the 'standard' fps games like Bioshock and Call of Duty so is a nice change. I would totally recommend it - especially as its so cheap now.

Bad Graphics, No Boss, Bad Storyline, Too short, No Variety, All you do is shoot and do close up kills this game was a rushjob there are worse games but this is awfull my advice rent it and complete it do not buy unless extremely cheap and do not listen to anybosy else that ses this game is good

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5.0 out of 5 stars rogue warrior ps3
The game is better than i expecterd i would highly recomend it.
The service was great delevery is perfect thank you very much.

Published 4 months ago by Mr. H. Wright

1.0 out of 5 stars Worst Game Ever....Definitely In The Top 10
With a Metacritic score of 27, Rogue Warrior has been called the worst of its kind, with some sites calling it the worst game ever. Read more

Published 6 months ago by Stevie G

3.0 out of 5 stars Erm...
Nice first person shooter if you need to practice your shooting and don't want to pay much for it.
The game never rises it's pace and there are no bosses :(
Plus, if... Read more

Published 7 months ago by Nuno Martins

3.0 out of 5 stars Not the worse I've seen
I bought it despite many negative reviews.
This game is not very bad.
It has some glitches but no major issues, like last COD has. Read more

Published 12 months ago by Margo

4.0 out of 5 stars action packed
Exciting action packed game a must for all shooter game lovers
Good story line and characters

Published 20 months ago by Keith Blight

5.0 out of 5 stars A fun way to blast away an afternoon!
A bloody and at times amusing shooter. Good for the occasional gun fight, thats about it.

Published 21 months ago by technojunkie

1.0 out of 5 stars THE WORST GAME EVER!!!!
I was really looking forward to playing this game which made my disappointment all the more severe. Anyone who gives this game more than one star must surely work for the company... Read more

Published 23 months ago by Scarus

1.0 out of 5 stars very poor
this game is very poor can easily be completed in 2hrs by non experienced gamers, nothing like trailer!!

Published 23 months ago by Mr. Scott Beynon

1.0 out of 5 stars HOUR & HALF FINISHED
PLEASE DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY I HIRED THIS AND WANTED MY MONEY BACK,
I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT HAD FINISHED WHEN THE CREDITS WENT UP HOUR & HALF I HAD FINISHED IT,I UNDERSTAND... Read more

Published on 15 Jan 2010 by Pjones

1.0 out of 5 stars Dreadful!
Received as a Christmas gift. Really dreadful graphics. So bad can't see guns to shoot. Avoid purchasing.

Published on 11 Jan 2010 by LEP

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