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Best toilet books
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1. They Call Me Naughty Lola: The London Review of Books Personal Ads: A Reader by David Rose

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	"Genius. Absolutely hilarious. Don't read it on the train - you'll poo in your pants."

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2. The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper

The list author says:
	"If the book doesn't move you, it'll give you loads of letter writing ideas while you're sat there."

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(112 customer reviews)

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English, how she is spoke: Being a none too serious enquiry into the decline and fall of our precious heritage- known as the English language where-in ... lamentable menace from within by those prof

3. English, how she is spoke: Being a none too serious enquiry into the decline and fall of our precious heritage- known as the English language where-in ... lamentable menace from within by those prof by Arnold Van Praag

The list author says:
	"Sincere, funny, better than a dose of epsom's."

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4. It Was a Dark and Stormy Night by Scott Rice

The list author says:
	"'Why, you silly little pussycat - of course I'll make love to you'"

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5. The "Darwin Awards", The Descent of Man: Detailing The Idiotic Lengths To Which Men Will Go For Sex by Wendy Northcutt

The list author says:
	"The original bowel-mover"

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(3 customer reviews)

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6. Stuff on My Cat by Mario Garza

The list author says:
	"Not for the long stayer, but funny enough to get you through a stubborn one"

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7. My Tank is Fight by Zack Parsons

The list author says:
	"Historical, very worthy: a proper toilet-time education in wartime witlessness"

�7.69 Used & New from: �0.47

(5 customer reviews)

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8. Scouts in Bondage: And Other Books from an Innocent Age by Michael Bell

The list author says:
	"no more colonic filibustering after this one"

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(5 customer reviews)

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9. The Law Of The Playground: A puerile and disturbing dictionary of playground insults and games by Jonathan Blyth

The list author says:
	"a great cubicle read while the missiles are flying over the door"

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(17 customer reviews)

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10. The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox

The list author says:
	"gets you bearing down like a real man. grrrrr."

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(24 customer reviews)

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11. Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book by Robert Hamburger

The list author says:
	"ninja that stool into oblivion"

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(21 customer reviews)

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12. The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks

The list author says:
	"what if you can't get off the toilet? What if the zombies are at your door?"

�6.74 Used & New from: �3.67

(113 customer reviews)

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13. The Men Who Stare at Goats by Jon Ronson

The list author says:
	"eerie. all that technology but nothing to address the problem of a slow-mover."

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(32 customer reviews)

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14. Roger's Profanisaurus Rex: From the Pages of "Viz", the Ultimate Swearing Dictionary by Viz

The list author says:
	"Guaranteed to shift you."

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(13 customer reviews)

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15. The Gospel According to Chris Moyles: The Story of a Man and His Mouth by Chris Moyles

The list author says:
	"a big load of crap."

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(64 customer reviews)

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16. And Another Thing: Vol. two: The World According to Clarkson Volume Two by Jeremy Clarkson

The list author says:
	"what better way to console your toilet time than with a big pile of arse"

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(27 customer reviews)

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They Call Me Naughty Lola: The London Review of Books Personal Ads: A Reader

English, how she is spoke: Being a none too serious enquiry into the decline and fall of our precious heritage- known as the English language where-in ... lamentable menace from within by those prof

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

Stuff on My Cat

Scouts in Bondage: And Other Books from an Innocent Age

The Alphabet of Manliness

Roger's Profanisaurus Rex: From the Pages of "Viz", the Ultimate Swearing Dictionary

The Gospel According to Chris Moyles: The Story of a Man and His Mouth

And Another Thing: Vol. two: The World According to Clarkson Volume Two

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