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Joe Abercrombie
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29 July 2009

Springtime in Styria. And that means war.

There have been nineteen years of blood. The ruthless Grand Duke Orso is locked in a vicious struggle with the squabbling League of Eight, and between them they have bled the land white. While armies march, heads roll and cities burn, behind the scenes bankers, priests and older, darker powers play a deadly game to choose who will be king.

War may be hell but for Monza Murcatto, the Snake of Talins, the most feared and famous mercenary in Duke Orso's employ, it's a damn good way of making money too. Her victories have made her popular - a shade too popular for her employer's taste. Betrayed, thrown down a mountain and left for dead, Murcatto's reward is a broken body and a burning hunger for vengeance. Whatever the cost, seven men must die.

Her allies include Styria's least reliable drunkard, Styria's most treacherous poisoner, a mass-murderer obsessed with numbers and a Northman who just wants to do the right thing. Her enemies number the better half of the nation. And that's all before the most dangerous man in the world is dispatched to hunt her down and finish the job Duke Orso started...

Springtime in Styria. And that means revenge.

--This text refers to the Paperback edition.


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  • Hardcover: 632 pages
  • Publisher: Orbit; 1 edition (29 July 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0316044962
  • ISBN-13: 978-0316044967
  • Product Dimensions: 16.5 x 4.4 x 24.1 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (99 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 697,114 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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The battles are vivid and visceral, the action brutal, the pace headlong, and Abercrombie piles the betrayals, reversals, and plot twists one atop another to keep us guessing how it will all come out. This is his best book yet. (George Rr Martin )

Joe Abercrombie is probably the brightest star among the new generation of British fantasy writers . . . Abercrombie never underestimates the horrors that people are prepared to inflict on one another, or their longlasting, often unexpected, consequences. Abercrombie writes a vivid, well-paced tale that never loosens its grip. His action scenes are cinematic in the best sense, and the characters are all distinct and interesting.' (THE TIMES )

A satisfyingly brutal fantasy quest. Best served cold? Modern fantasy doesn't get much hotter than this. (Dave Bradley SFX )

Spiked with cynicism, and indeed spikes, Best Served Cold has as much in common with a classic Hollywood caper as it does with the rest of the genre. Moral ambiguity, hard violence, and that weaving of laughter, horror and pathos make it breathe, though the brilliant characters are what really make this soar. This is the highest grade of adult, commercial fantasy we have seen for quite a while. (Guy Haley DEATHRAY )

Abercrombie weaves a dense plot, but not at the expense of the pace, and casts an ensemble of gritty, odd but always interesting characters to undertake Murcatto's revenge. Fans of Abercrombie's work will not be disappointed by his latest offering, which features all his usual hallmarks: cold steel, black comedy, fully realised characters and internecine struggles, both personal and epic. (DREAMWATCH )

This is deep, dark stuff but it's a mark of that nice Mr. Abercrombie's talent that he can wrap such complex themes in the kind of rip-roaring adventure that is so utterly compelling that, from the first page, it is impossible to put down. (SCI-FI LONDON )

All in all, we can't say enough good things about Mr Abercrombie's latest addition to the genre. It's intelligent, measure, thoughtful, well paced and considered, but retains a sense of fun that has flavoured the rest of his excellent biography. We can't recommend it enough. (James Rundle SCI FI NOW )

Best Served Cold exhibits Abercombie's trademark black humour in spades, and the standalone novel form provides him with ample opportunity to show off his plotting skills but don't let the glibness fool you, the author and his characters do recognise the terrible nature of the violence being described, and don't try to downplay the human cost. Best Served cold is definitely this author's best work to date. (BOOK GEEKS )

Of the great books in the genre this year, of which there are a few, Best Served Cold matches the best, without a doubt. For all its gruesomeness, its bleakness and its moral cynicism it is a rich, memorable tale, exciting and well structured. This will be a 'best of the year' novel for many in the genre. It is still a pleasure to see this author's talent develop. (SFFWORLD.COM )

Abercrombie is both fiendishly inventive and solidly convincing, especially when sprinkling his appallingly vivid combat scenes with humor so dark that it's almost ultraviolet. (PUBLISHERS WEEKLY )

Storms along at a breakneck pace. Each character has a history of betrayal and a wobbly moral compass, giving further realism and depth to Abercrombie's world. The violence is plentiful, the methods of exacting revenge are eye-wateringly inventive and the characters well fleshed out. A fan of Bernard Cornwell's historical escapades could easily fall for it. Believe the hype. (WATERSTONES BOOKS QUARTERLY )

Abercrombie's narrative twists and turns, playing with but also against the reader's expectations. His characters do likewise. Their realistic unpredictability means that it is almost impossible to determine what will eventually happen. One of the great pleasures of Joe Abercrombie's fiction is that his characters are so lifelike. (Maureen Kincaid Speller INTERZONE )

Joe Abercrombie's BEST SERVED COLD is a bloody and relentless epic of vengeance and obsession in the grand tradition, a kind of splatterpunk sword 'n sorcery COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO, Dumas by way of Moorcock. Monza Murcatto, the Snake of Talins, could teach even Gully Foyle and Kirth Gersen a few things about revenge. (George Rr Martin )

Abercrombie writes dark, adult fantasy, by which I mean there's a lot of stabbing in it, and after people stab each other they sometimes have sex with each other. His tone is morbid and funny and hardboiled, not wholly dissimilar to that of Iain Banks...Like Fritz Leiber you can see in your head where the blades are going, what is clanging off what, the sweat, the blood, the banter. And like George R. R. Martin Abercrombie has the will and the cruelty to actually kill and maim his characters. (TIME MAGAZINE ) --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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Violent, bloody and fast-paced; the new bestseller from Joe Abercrombie. --This text refers to the Paperback edition.

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19 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Thoroughly enjoyed this serving of Abercrombie 3 May 2011
Format:Paperback
I'd not read Abercrombie's First Law trilogy before buying this book, but rather bought it because it was £1.99 in hardback in a book sale and I'd heard he was meant to be a pretty good author. After making sure that the book was a stand-alone novel (because I didn't want to get into another trilogy) I handed over my pennies and settled down to give it a go.

have to say, loved it. Loved his characters (more than two dimensional yet not quite more than caricatures) and thought the plot was great, with plenty of twists and turns and never knowing who will make it out alive. I especially liked the hinting at greater themes and larger plots working in the background. I enjoyed the book so much in fact that I finished it in three sittings and immediately ordered all three books in his debut trilogy.

If you're looking for a damn good fantasy read then buy with confidence.
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19 of 20 people found the following review helpful
By John Middleton TOP 1000 REVIEWER
Format:Paperback
Anyone who uses a quote from Wrath of Khan as a book title must be really cool, and it appears that Joe Abercrombie in fact is - and he even gives us the real author of the quote, proving he knows stuff, too!

This is a sequel, of sorts, to the First Law trilogy, which was one of the best pieces of low fantasy of the last decade. David Eddings, of all people, came up with a line in his story - although I cant remember which version of the story - to the effect that "rather than good and evil, I prefer us and them. It clears away distractions and lets you focus on whats important". Joe Abercrombie finally delivered on that sentiment with First Law, and proves it all over again with Best Served Cold.

The book opens with Monza Murcatto, mercenary captain, stabbed, strangled, and thrown off a mountain by her employer. She survives only because she lands on the corpse of her beloved younger brother, who met with the same fate and died before her eyes. She swears vengeance on the 7 men who tried to kill her, and puts in motion plans to kill them all, one by one.

Despite this, to an extent to book starts traditionally, with Murcatto gathering a "magnificent seven" of offsiders to help her in her quest: Caul Shivers, a northman looking for redemption in all the wrong places; Friendly, a psychopathic mass murdered just looking for order; Nicomo Cosca, a drunken husk of the man he used to be; and others, including a Castor Morveer, venomous poisoner and his ambitious assistant Day; and Vitari, who remains mysterious if you have not read the First Law.

The first few murders go to plan...and then it all goes downhill fast.

There is plenty of violence, cruelty, swearing, and sex, but I think it all has a purpose.
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Top Class! 15 Oct 2010
By StevieP
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
I've read the First Law trilogy so I was really looking forward to this book and I wasn't disappointed.
It's a big book and at no point did it seem to amble on just to fill pages. I enjoyed it cover to cover.
Violence, sex and horror (not the ghosty jumping out horror, the other "Oh my God" horror.)
Mr Abercrombie goes from strength to strength. Can't wait for "Heroes"!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Conan the Barbarian meets The Dirty Dozen 4 Jun 2013
By Crookedmouth HALL OF FAME TOP 10 REVIEWER VINE™ VOICE
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Beautiful, ruthless and successful - Monza Murcatto is one of Duke Orso's greatest and most favoured generals. At least until he has her beaten savagely, run through, and disposed of by throwing her off his highest balcony. By a great miracle she survives her terrible injuries and sets off on a mission to kill the Duke and all those who participated in her "murder".

In "Best Served Cold" Abercrombie takes a "sword and sandal", feudal setting and uses it to present a very straightforward revenge thriller with very strong overtones of that classic Hollywood (et al) genre the "gang heist caper", typified by... Ocean's Eleven, The Dirty Dozen, Kelly's Heroes, The Italian Job, etc etc etc.

The writing is clean and competent, with a witty, relaxed style and occasionally lapsing into a mild vernacular "for effect". The plot is linear and simple, presenting no real twists and turns... well, there are a few twists, but no big surprises, making this a relatively enjoyable and undemanding read. The story is an "exciting" one, in as much as it trips along at a fair pace, throwing plenty of action, gore (torture and sundry sword-play) and a few fairly racy sex scenes.

On the other hand, that simplicity, the lack of complexity and surprise do render the plot a fairly bland. That would be more than acceptable were the characters to take up the slack. A good "gang" adventure is in large part defined by the leading characters and their interactions. Unfortunately Abercrombie's protagonists are a bit of a letdown. The mixed bag of criminals, murderers, torturers and barbarians in Murcatto's gang are oozing potential and, for sure, Abercrombie makes an effort to build some interesting and quirky characters (almost succeeding in a couple of case) out of this wholecloth.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Best Served Cold 18 April 2013
By Steve D TOP 1000 REVIEWER
Format:Paperback
George R. R. Martin, in his never-ceasing effort to get his name on the front of every single fantasy book out there, says: "Joe Abercrombie's Best Served Cold is a bloody and relentless epic of vengeance and obsession in the grand tradition, a kind of splatterpunk sword `n sorcery Count of Monte Cristo, Dumas by way of Moorcock. His cast features tyrants and torturers, a pair of poisoners, a serial killer, a treacherous drunk, a red-handed warrior and a blood-soaked mercenary captain. And those are the good guys ... The battles are vivid and visceral, the action brutal, the pace headlong, and Abercrombie piles the betrayals, reversals, and plot twists one atop another to keep us guessing how it will all come out. This is his best book yet."

Sometimes I think that if good ol' George spent less time writing blurb for other author's books and more time writing his own, he might actually finish A Song of Ice & Fire some time this side of the end of the world . . .

Anyway, Best Served Cold . . .

I love the way Abercrombie's books are presented. There's something very tactile about them, like you're holding a piece of some other world's history, something old(e), like they're made out of parchment. You can't get that with an ebook or an audiobook. And the fact that the covers of both this and The Heroes are effectively maps of the places described within is inpired.

I was really looking forward to reading this book, but with a little trepidation. Last year, I came to The Heroes with comparatively low expectations. I read his 'First Law Trilogy' about four years ago and, whilst I thought it was okay, I didn't think it was as spectacularly brilliant as many other people do.
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4.0 out of 5 stars An entertaining read
This is a throughly decent read, enough so that I would certainly recommend it.
I agree with the other reviewers regarding the humour, black and laugh out loud. Read more
Published 7 days ago by Pern88
4.0 out of 5 stars e
Excellent from start to finish , the twists and turns were entertaining and kept me involved throughout and a great final twist to finish , mus
Published 19 days ago by J McLaughlin
5.0 out of 5 stars A great part of a story series
Didn't quite know whether to love or hate the ?heroine. Supporting characters have plenty of oomph and I was enthralled to the final page.
Published 20 days ago by A. PRANGLEY
3.0 out of 5 stars Good, not great.
Good, but not up to the standard of his earlier work. The characters were a little simple and I struggled to emphasize with any of them. Read more
Published 1 month ago by M B Williams
4.0 out of 5 stars Very slightly disappointed
I read all of Joe Abercrombie's First Law triology as fast as I could, so much did I love them; I thought I had found a new favourite author! Read more
Published 1 month ago by Mrs. V. M. Leonard
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic
I love this book and it's one I wish I hadn't lent to a friend as it is now doing the rounds. I've read the whole series and can't put any of them down. Read more
Published 2 months ago by mrs heather c stevens
5.0 out of 5 stars Classic Low Fantasy
Joe Abercrombie delivers again. Gritty and dark with characters that are morally dubious. While not necessarily competing with larger fantasy epics such as the ever popular Song of... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Ruth Lee
5.0 out of 5 stars great book
Great book like all his others, very pleased, keep them comming. Hope all you other writers out there are taking note and not just churning out more Lord of the rings rehashes
Published 2 months ago by Sansmal
5.0 out of 5 stars Another addition to great collection of books by Joe.
I simply love Joe's books. The that he has created is amazing because it feels so realistic and all of the characters in it are alive and different, however, his books are full of... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Mr. Aleksandr Stark
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Good. No problems in placing the order or receiving the product at home. Good product as well. I recommend it.
Published 2 months ago by Gilberto Gouvêa Júnior
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