As an investment banker, I know an opportunity when I see one. This note is a steal at just £3.25. Even with p&p I ended up making a profit of over £999,000. Not bad for ten minutes' work sitting in my undercrackers. As of yet, my local cashiers have been too impressed by my purchase to have time to put it in the till, instead laughing and pointing me out to other workers, but I intend to use it to buy some shares in British banks as soon as possible.