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A Beginners Guide to Criminality: how to be a successful villain [Kindle Edition]

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So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”?

Who can blame you! In these times of high unemployment, low wages, austerity cuts, increased cost of living and social decay (not to mention a faltering judicial system) why wouldn’t you consider a slightly unorthodox profession? After all, the latest games consoles, interactive TV’s and new cars don’t come cheap – not to mention booze and cigarettes!

Maybe you’ve tried the conventional Monday to Friday, nine to five existence and decided that lifestyle just isn’t for you. Perhaps you’ve never worked a day in your life and criminality comes naturally to your clan and as such a life of crime is your destiny – upholding the proud family name.

Venturing down the criminal path is not a decision to be taken lightly though; there are many factors you must consider in advance if you want to make the most of your villainous plans. This short guide will provide all you need to know about crossing over to the dark side and setting off on your journey of self-discovery and debauchery as you pillage and plunder your way up the criminal ladder from petty thief, to powerful crime lord.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 150 KB
  • Print Length: 30 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
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I am a serving police officer in an English force. With many years' experience, I work as a front line officer responding to 999 calls.

Ever since I could remember, I always wanted to be a cop - I blame too much TV as an impressionable youth. After A levels and brief careers in finance and sales, several years ago I realised my dream and started employment with my local constabulary. With basic training completed I hit the streets in my shiny new uniform, primed to fight crime, serve the public and ready to start making a difference. My whole career so far has been spent on the front line.
'The Job' has changed - even in my relatively short service time - and not for the better. Police funding cuts, blame/claim culture, misguided governments, pay freezes, social decay, litigation and bureaucracy: all have made the job more challenging.

But, despite all this - and despite the humorous cynicism found throughout my books - I still love my job and - even more so - what it stands for. I am proud be one of the few who go where others fear to tread; who make a stand against injustice and protect the public; who sacrifice their own welfare for the benefit of others. The British police are revered the world over, often imitated but never truly replicated; and this is testimony to our hard working, brave, selfless officers who go above and beyond to protect people like you every day.

Outside of the day (and night) job I am an amateur author and 'self-published' - this means I do not have the backing of a publishing house so all writing, editing, most proofing and marketing of the books is down to me. I write in my spare time as a hobby.

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I also write a blog which you can read for free at:

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5.0 out of 5 stars I'm not changing my job ! 5 Aug. 2013
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I have enjoyed this authors previous books this was fun to read and I made my mind up not to change my job !
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars 6 Feb. 2015
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2.0 out of 5 stars he must have got bored 11 Nov. 2013
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Not up to his usual standard. This reads more like a first punt at writing, and then he decided to
I bluish it. Read some of his other books instead.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Cute..I had a few good chuckles. 11 Aug. 2013
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It was a short and funny read. I wouldn't pay for a download, but as a freebie, it was cute.
1.0 out of 5 stars Someone decided to cash in on their love of police shows. 20 Jan. 2015
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Complete waste of time and money (if you paid.)
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