Bedtime Toddler Reading for Macabre Parents

A Listmania! list by Maclennane (Horsham, Sussex)
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The Tiger Who Came to Tea
1.  The Tiger Who Came to Tea by Judith Kerr
The list author says:
  "Heavy underlying politic themes as the huge, smiling predator cleans family out while patriarch works"
£3.65   Used & New from: £0.85
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (147 customer reviews)

Not Now, Bernard (A Sparrow book)
2.  Not Now, Bernard (A Sparrow book) by David McKee
The list author says:
  "Watch your uncertain child get his head around purple garden-dwelling monsters eating children, while preoccupied parents fail to notice"
£3.69   Used & New from: £0.01
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (35 customer reviews)

First Favourite Tales: Jack & the Beanstalk
3.  First Favourite Tales: Jack & the Beanstalk by R. Rivers
The list author says:
  "Advocate theft, murder and get-rich-quick schemes."
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3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)

Arthur's Pants
4.  Arthur's Pants by Marc Brown
The list author says:
  "It's never too early to get them started on public nudity anxiety dreams"
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The Ugly Duckling
5.  The Ugly Duckling by Ian Beck
The list author says:
  "Because transient ugliness is OK, as long as you pretty-up long-term."
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4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

Tadpole's Promise
6.  Tadpole's Promise by Jeanne Willis
The list author says:
  "Wonderful sting in the tail. Beautifully brutal."
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4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (24 customer reviews)

The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business
7.  The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business by Werner Holzwarth
The list author says:
  "If you don't tell your children about animal poo, who will?"
£3.99   Used & New from: £0.01
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (80 customer reviews)

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Maclennane (Horsham, Sussex)
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Qualifications: Dad of two, bewildered, children
Last updated: 09/10/2008
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