- Hardcover: 128 pages
- Publisher: Prion Books Ltd (3 Sep 2009)
- Language English
- ISBN-10: 1853756903
- ISBN-13: 978-1853756900
- Product Dimensions: 19.8 x 13.4 x 1.8 cm
- Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 393,932 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Once upon a time there were two bears. One was polite, cuddly and cute. The other one hated his guts...If you were to come across a small, cute, defenseless, cuddly little bear at a railway station who was both courteous and utterly endearing...it wouldn't be this one. This bear was foul-mouthed, obnoxious, violent and utterly filthy not only in terms of his personal hygiene but also in every thought and most of his deeds. That didn't bother the Wood family. They adopted him and took him home with them. They may have had their own reasons for doing so, but the little bear certainly had other plans. When he first arrived from darkest Colombia, the little bear didn't know anyone in London. That was all soon to change. A chance meeting with Mr and Mrs Wood at Euston Station led to him being given a new name and a new home. Mr Wood looked like a very respectable man to the newly-named Euston. Sometimes looks can be deceiving. Euston looked like a foul, disgusting, vicious, scheming little piece of crap. Sometimes looks can be spot on. Settling in to a very comfortable lifestyle with the Woods, Euston causes no end of chaos for the family, and when he finds that his most hated rival, his sworn enemy, his closest relative is living just round the corner, Euston begins plotting a despicable campaign that will satisfy his lust for revenge.
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Keillor Robertson is a writer of vivid imagination who takes great pain in typing every sentence of his work. In fact, he is actually in great pain while typing every sentence of his work. It's not easy typing with your hands strapped behind your back and sometimes the nurses do the buckles up rather too tightly. Neither is it easy for him to see what he is writing, especially when his cell is plunged into darkness after lights out. This isn't his real name. It's two types of marmalade.
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Made me cry with laughing! Hilarious and irreverent, a perfect gift for someone who has a good sense of humour
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My husband picked it up in a high st bookshop and couldn't put it down because he thought it was hilarious, in order to get on with the christmas shopping I promised to buy it as a christmas present for him and he wasn't disappointed when it arrived.
Format:Paperback
This book is very funny, he is the brother of paddington and is the drug taking, bear swilling opposite. He also tweets follow him on twitter @eustonbear but be warned he is not child friendly. Very funny, I'd highly recommend.
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Unbelievably bad
Absolutely dreadful. I didn't buy the book - it came in a batch my brother-in-law brought over.
Not funny in the slightest. I can't believe anyone published it. Read more
Not funny in the slightest. I can't believe anyone published it. Read more
Published 19 months ago by Ian Wright
Euston - as boring as the station
It provided an amusing 10 minutes, but the author would have benefited from tighter editing (or any, in fact). Read more
Published 21 months ago by Walter O'Reilly
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