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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: A Wee Handbook for the Perplexed [Hardcover]

Matt Groening
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (73 customer reviews)

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Book Description

2 Dec 1996

The world’s most popular delinquent reveals all in the only tie-in book to the BIGGEST TV show of 1997!

Written and illustrated by Matt Groening, the creator of The Simpsons, Bart Simpson’s Guide to Life is chock full of the kind of humour that keeps Simpsons devotees hooked to the show.

Including such gems as Dr Bart’s Miracle Cures, Homer’s Dozen-Donut-A-Day Diet and the beauty secrets of Marge (‘Never pluck protruding nose hair’ death may result. Instead, use a lightweight Weedwacker’) and Homer (‘The scent of chili dogs, onions and beer, when eaten in combination, makes women swoon’).

With guest appearances by all the great Simpsons characters, including Lisa, Moe, Barney, Millhouse, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Mr Burns and Smithers. Like the shows themselves, Bart Simpson’s Guide to Life has something to please all age groups and is so crammed full of fun that you’ll spot something new every time you read it.


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  • Hardcover: 192 pages
  • Publisher: HarperCollins; TV Tie in Ed edition (2 Dec 1996)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0006388744
  • ISBN-13: 978-0006388746
  • Product Dimensions: 13 x 21 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (73 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 12,261 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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‘Fact: The Simpsons is the funniest sitcom of all time. There are more gags, more characters, funnier plots, funnier sub-plots’
Loaded

‘It is likely to get very high ratings on terrestrial television; Britain is probably heading for a wave of Simpsons mania’
Independent On Sunday

‘The wittiest and most literate who on television’
Brenda Maddox, The Times

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Starved for the truth, man?
Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom, and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J. Simpson ~ get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, done it all ~ and denies it all.


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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This is the greatest book in the universe! 23 April 2003
By A Customer
Format:Paperback
This book has everything you need to know!
The chapters are:
1.School 2.Food 3.Health & Fitness 4.Work & money 5.After hours
6.Parents 7.Art and culture 8.Science 9.Language & communication
10.Animals 11.Sex(Don't worry! It's just about how to tell if someone likes you, love songs & chants,etc) 11.Psychology 12.Law & order 13.Xmas 14.Strange facts 15.Religion 16.Conclusion
I have one more thing to say: This book is awesome!
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Bart Simpson's Guide To Life 8 Nov 2003
Format:Paperback
This book is absolutely packed with pictures, captions, witty comments, information and, more importantly, hilarity.
I think anyone could read this book with enjoyment, not just children with a mind similar to Bart Simpson. There is so much to read in so many places that I doubt many people can honestly say they've read every single word-not because it's boring but because you can so easily miss something. On the contrary, it is very interesting and very funny. Well worth it's price and very cleverly made. I'd recommend it to anyone with a sense of humour.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Brilliant Book For Simpsons Fans 13 Nov 2000
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Format:Hardcover
This unique book gives you a glimpse into the mind of the most popular yellow faced boy ever. Words cannot describe how good this book is. You'll be laughing from the first page right the way through to the last page. I've now read this book 3 times and I still find it hard to put down. This book will make a great gift, and if you love The Simpsons well you just gotta have it.
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4.0 out of 5 stars a good handbook
a handbook might tell you how to eat or play . But this book tells you how to live ! This book will simply tell you a better way to do anything , even walking! Read more
Published 12 months ago by Mr .X
5.0 out of 5 stars A must for Simpsons fans
This book is very funny, I remember years ago when it came out. A boy who used to sit next to me in school reading it every morning and he couldn't put the book down reading it... Read more
Published on 12 Oct 2010 by Sophie
5.0 out of 5 stars ace
i am only 11 and i love this book i have watched simpsons since i was a baby
and it talls you all about the things bart does like how to throw your food
are we there yet... Read more
Published on 12 Nov 2009
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book!
This is a very entertaining and funny book; great for children around 10 years old or older
Published on 26 Jun 2009 by Ana Gallego Maraver
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing!
lOVEd it. I read it when I was only about 11 years old and it was one of the funniest and best books I'd ever bought. So funny and full of fun!
Published on 4 Mar 2008 by SuzieShep
5.0 out of 5 stars A Brilliant Little Guide, Essential for Bart Fans!
I am a huge fan of Bart, and I bought this book years ago, with great expectations; all of which were met! I found myself completetly engrossed in it. Read more
Published on 3 July 2007 by V. Allen
1.0 out of 5 stars Run Bart Run..
hehe.. I am aware that as I am almost an adult, adults may find that this book eliminated most of the 'Simpsons Humour' suitable for them. Read more
Published on 31 July 2004
5.0 out of 5 stars THE SIMPSONS RULE
I love this book it is hillariouslly funny and ammusing i could sit there and read through the diffrent sections for hours on end and never get bored in my endless laughing. Read more
Published on 26 Oct 2003 by Caz
4.0 out of 5 stars Good but not great
I remember reading this book about five or six years ago when I was about 10 and I loved it. I thought everything about it was hilarious especially the Christmas Carols and... Read more
Published on 15 Dec 2002 by Adam
3.0 out of 5 stars bart simpsons guide to life
"Bart Simpsons guide to life"

Bart Simpsons guide to life is a book for children aged 9-12. It gives some facts mixed in with humour and jokes e.g. Read more

Published on 11 Dec 2002 by Aimee
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