Awful, awful, awful albums that should never have been made

A Listmania! list by Aimz (Hampshire, UK)
 
Greatest Hits
1.  Greatest Hits by Atomic Kitten
The list author says:
  "How is waving your arms around whilst sitting in a room a music video? And can they do anything but covers? No? Notice the stealing of an ELO track"
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Body Language
2.  Body Language by Kylie Minogue
The list author says:
  "All her songs sound the same, they're completely forgettable and she thinks to be a good performer she needs videos wearing little more than a belt for a skirt"
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Free Me
3.  Free Me by Emma Bunton
The list author says:
  "You wouldn't know it was her if her voice came up and hit you in the face - and all her songs sound the same"
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GHV2 (Greatest Hits Volume 2)
4.  GHV2 (Greatest Hits Volume 2) by Madonna
The list author says:
  "Ok, so she used to be good.  I'll admit that. But come on, there comes a point when everything's just tedious - and kids' books?"
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Life for Rent
5.  Life for Rent by Dido
The list author says:
  "This woman yodels. It irritates me *so* much I can't bear it. Someone put her out of her misery!"
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Friday's Child
6.  Friday's Child by Will Young
The list author says:
  "Leave Right Now? I wish you would, you talentless idiot"
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Allow Us To Be Frank
7.  Allow Us To Be Frank by Westlife
The list author says:
  "Allow me to be Frank.  You're a bunch of Irish pub singers who can't do anything but sit on bar stools and sing cover songs - poorly"
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Destination
8.  Destination by Ronan Keating
The list author says:
  "Here's a perfect example of the Irish pub singer.  I wish he'd go away. Joy and Pain? The pain of hearing him on the radio and the joy of switching it off."
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Turn It On
9.  Turn It On by Ronan Keating
The list author says:
  "Turn It Off"
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Best of Blue
10.  Best of Blue by Blue
The list author says:
  "The 'Best'?! Er, how?! It isn't physically or musically possible I'm afraid"
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Spaced Out - The Very Best of William Shatner & Leonard Nimoy
11.  Spaced Out - The Very Best of William Shatner & Leonard Nimoy by Leonard Nimoy
The list author says:
  "Hahahahahaha! I've never heard this but it's gotta be *bad*"
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Call Off The Search
12.  Call Off The Search by Katie Melua
The list author says:
  "Little twit. She sounds like she's ill when she's singing"
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Introduction
13.  Introduction by Alex Parks
The list author says:
  "Aaaargh! My ears! How could she win? She can't sing- can't control her breathing when she sings- that's why she sounds like she does- and all those covers!! What's the point?"
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Open
14.  Open by Shaznay Lewis
The list author says:
  "Oh dear. Who does she think she's kidding? V. mediocre"
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Thank You
15.  Thank You by Jamelia
The list author says:
  "Stop this torture!  She's so dull!"
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Innocent Eyes
16.  Innocent Eyes by Delta Goodrem
The list author says:
  "Predictable? Yes. Predictable in it's predictably terrible"
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Together
17.  Together by S Club Juniors
The list author says:
  "Why why why was this allowed to even get into the charts? It pains me to even look at the cover! Absolutely dreadful 8 year olds (not)singing- disturbing"
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Room on the 3rd Floor
18.  Room on the 3rd Floor by McFly
The list author says:
  "Oh, and jump out of the window while you're in that room, lads"
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Let Go
19.  Let Go by Avril Lavigne
The list author says:
  "Irritates me *so* much- all the 'hard-girl' attitude and tedious songs that sound the same- and your fake friend band in your videos, dear"
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This Is Me...Then
20.  This Is Me...Then by Jennifer Lopez
The list author says:
  "Ah, because she makes a song about how she's rich but it doesn't mean she's changed, everyone'll believe it? Big ass, little talent"
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
21.  Get Rich Or Die Tryin' by (Musician) 50 Cent
The list author says:
  "Hated (and shot at) for a reason"
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Live: A Ticket For Everyone
22.  Live: A Ticket For Everyone by Busted
The list author says:
  "One day that kid's eyebrows are going to crawl back to the rainforest where they came from. Talentless fourth graders"
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Born to Do It
23.  Born to Do It by Craig David
The list author says:
  "All his so-called 'songs sound the same; he must spend most of his day drawing his beard on and doing his hair rather than writing songs"
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Fool No More [CD 1] [CD 1] [CD 1]
24.  Fool No More [CD 1] [CD 1] [CD 1] by S Club 8
The list author says:
  "No! No! No! No! Please no!"
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Mysterious Girl
25.  Mysterious Girl by Peter Andre
The list author says:
  "It was this guy or Rachel Stevens. Tough, but I chose this guy. Wish there was a 26 spot for Miss Talentless Stevens though."
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