God Awful Films (that I had the displeasure of seeing)

A Listmania! list by Mr. G. Manuel (newcastle upon tyne, tyne & wear United Kingdom)
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Van Helsing (Two Disc Collector's Edition) [DVD] [2004]
1.  Van Helsing (Two Disc Collector's Edition) [DVD] [2004] DVD ~ Hugh Jackman
The list author says:
  "Crap super hero riddled with crap actors, and crap special effects"
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Deep Blue Sea [1999] [DVD]
2.  Deep Blue Sea [1999] [DVD] DVD ~ Thomas Jane
The list author says:
  "Sharks with super intelligent Brains,??? Jurrassic Park meets Jaws 4 maybe, who wants that, and LL Cool J??"
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Not Another Teen Movie [DVD] [2002]
3.  Not Another Teen Movie [DVD] [2002] DVD ~ Chyler Leigh
The list author says:
  "Not funny at all, in no shape way or form, juvenile and cack"
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Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (Limited Edition, Includes Theatrical Version) [DVD]
4.  Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (Limited Edition, Includes Theatrical Version) [DVD] DVD ~ Mark Hamill
The list author says:
  "How Cheesy, Cowboys and Indians in Space, shut up"
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James Bond - Moonraker (Ultimate Edition 2 Disc Set) [DVD]
5.  James Bond - Moonraker (Ultimate Edition 2 Disc Set) [DVD] DVD ~ Moonraker
The list author says:
  "The First Awful Bond Movie, James Bond with lasors in space (star wars?) and Jaws as a good guy? why, god no"
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Escape to Victory - World Cup Edition [DVD]
6.  Escape to Victory - World Cup Edition [DVD] DVD ~ Michael Caine
The list author says:
  "Stupid Cheesy film, that makes no sense, and dubious values"
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Daredevil - Single Disc Edition [2003] [DVD]
7.  Daredevil - Single Disc Edition [2003] [DVD] DVD ~ Ben Affleck
The list author says:
  "This is one awful film, maybe worse than van helsing, Ben Affleck, kids just say no eh"
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Pearl Harbor DVD (2 Disc Set) [2001]
8.  Pearl Harbor DVD (2 Disc Set) [2001] DVD ~ Ben Affleck|Josh Hartnett|Kate Beckinsale
The list author says:
  "Bloody American, Josh Hartlett, Kate Beckindale, and Ben Affleck in maybe the worst war film ever made"
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Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998]
9.  Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998] DVD ~ Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "So Bad, I had to leave after a hour, stupid silly sentimenal tripe"
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Last Man Standing [DVD] [1996]
10.  Last Man Standing [DVD] [1996] DVD ~ Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "Worse than watching paint dry"
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S.W.A.T [DVD] [2003]
11.  S.W.A.T [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Samuel L. Jackson|Colin Farrell|Michelle Rodrigues
The list author says:
  "Complete waste of time"
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Cheaper By The Dozen [2004] [DVD]
12.  Cheaper By The Dozen [2004] [DVD] DVD ~ Steve Martin
The list author says:
  "Less is more, or least it would be in this apparent comedy, shockingly bad"
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Three Kings [DVD] [1999]
13.  Three Kings [DVD] [1999] DVD ~ George Clooney
The list author says:
  "Quoted as the war film for the MTV generation, mark walhberg and Ice Cube, oh dear"
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Gone in 60 Seconds [DVD] [2000]
14.  Gone in 60 Seconds [DVD] [2000] DVD ~ Nicolas Cage
The list author says:
  "No plot of note, more like a episode of top gear with nick cage instead of clarkson, utter $hite"
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Stuck On You [2004] [DVD]
15.  Stuck On You [2004] [DVD] DVD ~ Matt Damon
The list author says:
  "Not funny at all"
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Out of Time [DVD] [2003]
16.  Out of Time [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Denzel Washington
The list author says:
  "Denzel doesn't make bad films, this however is dismal unoriginal and prdictable as it is dull"
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Zoolander [DVD] [2001]
17.  Zoolander [DVD] [2001] DVD ~ Ben Stiller
The list author says:
  "Owen wilson is always unwatchable and ben stiller for once not funny"
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The Dukes of Hazzard - Unseen [DVD] [2005]
18.  The Dukes of Hazzard - Unseen [DVD] [2005] DVD ~ The Dukes of Hazzard
The list author says:
  "Obvious Really."
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The Matrix Reloaded (Widescreen edition) [DVD] [2003]
19.  The Matrix Reloaded (Widescreen edition) [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Keanu Reeves
The list author says:
  "Does for Sci Fi, what the very worst Star Trek film could never achieve"
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Bridget Jones's Diary [DVD]
20.  Bridget Jones's Diary [DVD] 
The list author says:
  "Wooden and contrieved"
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Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves [1991] [DVD]
21.  Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves [1991] [DVD] DVD ~ Kevin Costner
The list author says:
  "When it can't get any worse, Bryan Adams starts singing That Song"
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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (Single Disc Edition) [DVD] [2003]
22.  Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (Single Disc Edition) [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Russell Crowe
The list author says:
  "Beyond Dull"
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Footloose [1984] [DVD]
23.  Footloose [1984] [DVD] DVD ~ Kevin Bacon
The list author says:
  "I totally miss the point"
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Man In The Iron Mask The [DVD] [1998]
24.  Man In The Iron Mask The [DVD] [1998] DVD ~ Leonardo DiCaprio
The list author says:
  "Polished and souless"
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The Waterboy [DVD] [1999]
25.  The Waterboy [DVD] [1999] DVD ~ Adam Sandler
The list author says:
  "For the love of god, adam sandler needs shooting"
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