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How to Avoid Huge Ships Paperback – 1 Mar 1993


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  • Paperback: 112 pages
  • Publisher: Cornell Maritime Press; 2 edition (1 Mar. 1993)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0870334336
  • ISBN-13: 978-0870334337
  • Product Dimensions: 0.6 x 15.2 x 22.9 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (90 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 3,163,289 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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122 of 125 people found the following review helpful By Screenie on 7 Mar. 2012
Format: Paperback
on finding about the existence of this book I immediately set off to purchase it. I, and my family, have been plagued by issues and tragedy from Huge Ship related incidents and I thought this would, finally, bring them to an end. Unfortunately as I approached the only local bookshop that had not sold out of this essential tome the shop was destroyed by a huge ship that came out of nowhere; If only the people that ran the bookshop had made time to read this book their livelihood could have been saved. I still live in despair but hope that others were able to access this book before too much damage was done to their lives.
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83 of 87 people found the following review helpful By Clarkers on 17 April 2013
Format: Paperback
As a U-Boat captain operating in the North Atlantic, my crew and I have found this book invaluable. Simply by doing the exact opposite of the advice contained within this tome, we have been able to increase our sunk tonnage in the last three months by 36.7%. Have to go - just sighted another Huge Ship. ALARM! VORBEREITEN DIE TORPEDOS!
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123 of 131 people found the following review helpful By Ad Kean on 19 Dec. 2013
Format: Paperback
As an individual plagued with chronic constipation and bowel distress for most of my adult life, I felt that my prayers had finally been answered by Captain Trimmer's bold and succinct title. You can imagine my disappointment when I realised that, once again, my dyslexia had let me down.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful By Fred on 14 Jan. 2014
Format: Paperback
Ever woken up to the dreaded feeling that the U.S.S Nimitz might have crashed into your kitchen overnight? Ever had to stop engaging with your friends and family because you saw a Huge Ship on the horizon and you didn't want to endanger those around you? If you as much as ever had to drop a phone call to escape an incoming Huge Ship, this book is for you. Don't let those Huge Ships rule your life, take control!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Mr. M. G. Gamble on 3 July 2014
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Huge ships seem to haunt the family since my great-granddad swam into the huge RMS Titanic 400 miles from the Newfoundland coast in April 1912, losing over 1,500 souls in the process, whilst he was working on a solo trans-Atlantic swim.

During WWII, my dad swam into the Bismarck, a huge German ship, in May 1941, spraining his wrist on the rudder and knocking the plug out of the hull with his knee.

So it comes as no surprise that I tell you that I am a professional cross-Channel swimmer and, like my dad and great-granddad, I have been involved with many collisions with huge ships.

Only last spring, I was involved in a collision with a huge Maersk container ship whilst doing breast stroke, pulling a muscle in my arm in the process.

On making the return trip to Dover, via Copenhagan, I then collided with the huge USS Enterprise whilst she was on a courtesy visit to a Danish brewery. This time, despite doing a much faster front crawl, I received slight but painful bruising to my big toe.

Since last year, I have also had collisions with several other huge ships but, on finding and reading this book, I have taken on board the tips provided therein and not had a single collision with a huge ship since.

However, despite curbing all collisions with huge ships, I have had several collisions with small ships just over the past few weeks.

These collisions include an unnamed hit-and-run, whilst doing butterfly stroke in the Baltic Sea, with a vessel owned by a Russian oligarch. I'm afraid the name of the small ship was written in the Cyrillic alphabet so I could not identify the small ship before he got away.
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23 of 25 people found the following review helpful By Blanch777 on 18 Mar. 2013
Format: Paperback
To whom it may concern,

Recently I was fortunate enough to elude a marauding "Huge Ship". Thankfully, my father was a cabin lad, and his father afore hime a deck swab. Thus, my family lore is rich with tales of dainty side steps and januty pirouettes to circumvent the grisly end that a Huge Ship takes such mirth and pleasure in providing.

My story is a simple one- a lad born on choppy seas unto the torrid union of a merman and a lusty sea-wench: but this review isn't about my trials and tribulations. As I've outlined, I feel better equipped than most to slip away from the ghastly tentacles and undulating pedipalps of a Huge Ship, as it opens its grisly maw to dismember the unsuspecting. My complaint is- and it is my earnest hope that this will be taken to the highest levels of Amazon management and even to the attention of the most preeminent members of Her Majesty's Government- one of restricted access to life-saving information.

Puruse above, if you will, the tariff applied to this most life-saving of tomes. I humbly implore you to imagine, if you can bear the sheer horror of it, a hospital without nurses. A youth group without correctly CRB-checked parental supervision. A lemonade stall without a disaster recovery plan. Whilst I'm aware such analogies are extreme, and perhaps may induce severe agitation into the fairer sex, such provocative language is needed to illustrate the genunine need: How, with a clear conscience, can Amazon charge £1,342.51 for access to a book that should be a Human Right. If I had my way, I would issue every new-born babe with a copy, and perhaps finally every child would grow up with knowledge of the Dance of the Five Oars, and other tried and tested methods to escape this sea-borne scourge.

I eagerly anticipate a response from the highest decision makers in the land.
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