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The Austere Academy (Series of Unfortunate Events) [Hardcover]

Lemony Snicket , Brett Helquist
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  • Hardcover: 240 pages
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers (July 2000)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0064408639
  • ISBN-13: 978-0064408639
  • Product Dimensions: 19 x 13.5 x 2.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 1,134,872 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Amazon.co.uk Editorial Review

The Austere Academy continues Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, the deliciously morbid set of books that began with The Bad Beginning and only got worse.

In The Austere Academy, Violet, Klaus and Sunny are at first optimistic--attending school is a welcome change for the book-loving trio, and the academy is allegedly safe from the dreaded Count Olaf, who is after their fortune. Hope dissipates quickly, however, when they meet Vice Principal Nero, a self-professed genius violinist who sneeringly imitates their every word. More dreadful still, he houses them in the tin Orphans Shack, crawling with toe-biting crabs and dripping with a mysterious tan fungus. A beam of light shines through the despair when the Baudelaires meet the Quagmires, two of three orphaned triplets who are no strangers to disaster and sympathize with their predicament. When Count Olaf appears on the scene disguised as Coach Genghis (covering his monobrow with a turban and his ankle tattoo with expensive running shoes), the Quagmires resolve to come to the aid of their new friends. Sadly, this proves to be a hideous mistake.

Snicket disarms us again with his playful juxtapositions--only he can compare bombs with strawberry shortcake (both are as dangerous to make as assumptions), muse on how babies adjust developmentally to the idea of curtains, or ponder why the Baudelaire orphans would not want to be stalks of celery despite their incessant bad luck as humans. We can't get enough of this splendid series of misadventures, and can only wager that swarms of young readers will be right next to us in line for the next installment. (Ages 9 and older) --Karin Snelson, Amazon.com. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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“Snicket disarms us again with his playful juxtapositions – only he can compare bombs with strawberry shortcake (both are as dangerous to make as assumptions), muse on how babies adjust developmentally to the idea of curtains, or ponder why the Baudelaire orphans would not want to be stalks of celery despite their incessant bad luck as humans. We can't get enough of this splendid series of misadventures, and can only wager that swarms of young readers will be right next to us in line for the next installment.” Karin Snelson, Amazon.com

--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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If you were going to give a gold medal to the least delightful person on Earth, you would have to give that medal to a person named Carmelita Spats, and if you didn't give it to her, Carmelita Spats was the sort of person who would snatch it from your hands anyway. Read the first page
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
"Memento Mori" 19 Feb 2005
Format:Hardcover
After their extremely unfortunate stay at a disastrous mill, the three Baudelaire siblings find themselves once more without a home. And now Mr. Poe, who is the person in charge of administering their estate until Violet becomes of age, has gotten the orphans admitted to Prufrock Preparatory School. If you have read the previous books in this series, you are aware that Count Olaf, an evil man that will stop at nothing to get their fortune, has constantly harassed the Baudelaires. One of the reasons why Mr. Poe chose the school to which they are headed is that it has an advance computer system that is supposed to keep the hideous count away.

Upon their arrival at the school, Violet, Klaus and Sunny start oddities about the place, like the fact that all the buildings are shaped as gravestones and that the school motto is the one shown in the title of this review and means "Remember you will die". But these are mere nuisances that in a different situation would make the children laugh, since they had gone through much worse. Unluckily there are more important obstacles that the children have to face, like vice principal Nero, who is a very annoying and conceited man that spends almost all his time playing the violin...BADLY! He decides to send the siblings to live in the orphan shack and they also have to follow the capricious rules that govern the lives of students at Prufrock. The most important and annoying of these rules is that they have to attend daily a six-hour concert in which Nero performs with his screeching violin. The penalty for not doing that is steep: buy a bag of candy, give it to the vice principal and watch him eat it.

There are several aspects of this series that I enjoy greatly, and I found all of them in this book, making it one of the best in the series so far. One of these is the cleverly depicted characters, which have characteristics that allow Snicket to create funny situations throughout the story. In this case, we find Nero, who Snicket uses in great fashion to make us laugh. The author also has a great ability for interjecting hilarious comments that are most of times nonsense, but that work well with the tone of the story nevertheless. These also provide a nice balance with the unfortunate situations the Baudelaires go through.

Of course, Count Olaf shows his ugly face, with his continuous eyebrow, in this story, but we also get the chance to meet a couple of other very interesting characters. Like Carmelita Spats, who is the typical bully present in all schools in this planet. But the orphans also get the chance to meet other orphans, the Quagmire triplets. They only get to meet two of them though, since one of them is dead. The Quagmires also come from a wealthy family and quickly become that Baudelaires' best friends.

The new characters provide the story with more depth, and as we have seen in other children's series, like Harry Potter, the plot is starting to be more complex and elaborate. Also, the suspense level is clearly increasing and it is hard to stop between one installment and the next. If you are following this series you will not be disappointed by this episode, and if you have not read any of the books yet, I recommend that you start with "The Bad Beginning", you will not be able to stop after that.

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
The Wide Window and Miserable Mill only really revisited the themes of the first two books, but from The Austere Academy onwards the plot really begins to find it's bearings.

In this novel we meet the two Quagmire Triplets whose experienced are not unlike those of the Baudelaires. It's still follows the pattern of the previous three books, flawed adults that persistently disbelieve the kids until the last minute, and Olaf in yet another ridiculous disguise, but the introduction of the Quagmires starts the ball rolling with a story arc that makes all subsequent novels a series of masterpieces.

If you haven't read any of the Lemony Snicket novels before (in which case you should really start with "Bad Beginning") he has a witty style that never talks down to his audience. Though he often explains any words or phrases that might not be in the younger readers vocbulary but always does so in a humourous (sometimes quite darkly so) way, that makes each explanation a joy to anyone who like Klaus Baudelaire already know what that word or phrase means. I usually laugh out loud at some point reading each page including the dedication and about the author!

Lots of children's authors are likened to Roald Dahl, but none so deservedly so as Lemony Snicket.

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18 of 20 people found the following review helpful
A Brilliant Read! 8 April 2002
Format:Hardcover
This book is the best so far in the series. It is a very good read and as per usual Count Olaf appears in one of his ridiculous disguises! We learn more about Lemony Snicket's own life as the book goes along and some of the characters are very annoying! This book is slightly longer than the first 4 and it shouldn't be read in one go. The book ends on a cliffhanger, unlike the first 4 and readers are left wondering what will happen next. This book is suitable for all ages and everyone who wants a good laugh will enjoy this!
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An unfortunate cliffhanger...
This book is the first book of the series that does not feel like it is a stand alone book- the ending leaves an uncomfortable cliffhanger which I suppose will be resolved in the... Read more
Published 23 days ago by Martensgirl
Will not disappoint
Arrived in good time and in good condition. My daughter had nearly finished the previous book in the series and was eagerly waiting for this to arrive. I did not disappoint. Read more
Published 1 month ago by ichakra
Number Five
This review is for the audiobook version but as they are Unabridged it won't matter.

These stories are brillantly funny and great to listen to in this story the... Read more
Published 23 months ago by M. G. Hatfield
The Austere Academy A Series of unfortunate Events NO 5
My little 8 Year old was a little surprized to recieved a library book. It was ok once I removed the date stamp page sheet. Read more
Published on 5 May 2010 by Mrs. W. Silvester
GOOD
this book is one of my favorite story's out of the whole series.
After the terrible gaurdians the Baudelaires had already had ,m. Read more
Published on 3 Feb 2008 by imogen allen
Bad boarding school - aaaah!
If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Read more
Published on 13 Jan 2008 by Mehajabeen Farid
Memento Mori
This is the fifth book in the series. If you just picked it up you should start from the first book as the story builds on each previous book. Read more
Published on 21 Jun 2006 by bernie
The Austere Academy
THE FITH IN A SERIES OF THIRTEEN. I HAVE READ THE PREVIOUS FOUR AND WOULD SAY THIS ONE IS THE BEST. COUNT OLAF DISGUISED AS COACH GENGHIS COMES TO THE BAUDELAIRS' BOARDING SCHOOL... Read more
Published on 8 April 2006 by RYAN JAMES ENNIS THE FIRST
Memento Mori
This is the fifth book in the series. If you just picked it up you should start from the first book as the story builds on each previous book. Read more
Published on 20 Jun 2005 by bernie
Review the Fifth
After the Baudelaire Orphans unfortunate stay at the Lucky Smell Lumbermill, they are dropped off, by the ever coughing Mr Poe, to the Prufrock Preparatory School. Read more
Published on 28 Mar 2005
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