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Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies (Stories for Demented Children Book 5) [Kindle Edition]

John H. Carroll

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Book Description

The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.

The time has come for all of that to change.

Everyone knows Christmas Eve is the best time to attack the North Pole. Santa’s getting ready to deliver toys, the elves are partying and the reindeer have finished playing their reindeer games. Can the legendary North Pole withstand yet another attack? Will Christmas come to a screeching halt?

Join three stealthy fairies: Sydae, Araedae and Zannae, as they try to make life easier for all Sugar Plum Fairies. Will they be able to succeed in their mission? What’s happened to Santa? Will the elves stop the fairies from their task? And what secret is Mrs. Claus hiding from the world?

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 598 KB
  • Print Length: 19 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: John H. Carroll (20 Oct. 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005Y2EGCC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #964,826 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily he wasn't kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.

As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evil Kneivel's skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad's fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)

As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team and lettered in golf and band while in high school and wasn't beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.

As an adult, John spent most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for 14 years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they're asleep.

Rojuun is the first book of a series that will continue for a while. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in the previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until such time as his writing makes him rich.

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Amazon.com: 4.1 out of 5 stars  35 reviews
14 of 16 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Demented Children and adults! 29 Nov. 2011
By Amazon Customer - Published on Amazon.com
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I downloaded this book on a whim, and I am so glad I did. From the begining, when the Sugar Plum Fairies were hiding under a non-christmas tree, I started laughing and didnt stop when the elves were attacked with the sugar plums and Santa, well read the book. It is a quick entertaining little tale for demented adults.
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Worth Downloading 12 April 2012
By R.Morrow - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Though I downloaded the "Demented" books to read to my niece, I've been enjoying them myself.

"Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies" is a cute story about the Fairies attacking Santa Claus's workshop on Christmas Eve in an attempt to bring attention to the unfair conditions of their situation.

Though my niece is pretty sensitive to spooky things, I would consider reading this book to her.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing 24 Dec. 2013
By Amber 6829 - Published on Amazon.com
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I loved it. IT KICKS BUTT.IT was the best book ever.
I WANT ALL OF THE BOOKS I would read it again if I could
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Small but Good 6 Jun. 2013
By Skatedate - Published on Amazon.com
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This book was descriptive,well written, and a very funny magical story! I think you should read it anytime of the day!
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars It's Okay. 18 Jan. 2013
By Amazon Customer - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
You don't have to be demented to like this. It's just a nice silly story about what happens when sugar plum fairies get fed up. Short and the ending was in a different tone than the beginning, but still nice read for children.
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