Gene has assembled an eclectic mix of songs here that - barring a couple of tracks - should probably have never seen the light of day.
He groans and honks his out-of-tune way through a collection of the most miserable and childish lyrics perhaps EVER assembled for a single record.
I'm a big fan of Kiss' classic stuff - but even I'm not blinded by his enormous ego this time around.
This is an ambitious recording, with a few tracks sounding radically different to anything the large man has ever done before, but perhaps he's surrounded by too many "yes" men these days - as head of a growing media empire, when instead, someone should have said: "Hang on Gene - You can't release this song, it's poo!"
But also at times, it's hilarious - depending on how much you've paid for the CD. So it isn't all bad news.
There are a few good tracks that keep it afloat - and I'm sure that it will sell by the bucketload to the faithful out there. It's not as bad as some reviewers make out - but it ain't no masterpiece.
In fact it's probably exactly what you would expect from a man of his age and track record! (It does exactly what it says on the tin...)
It's actually great to hear zappa again and throughout the album, the beatles influence is strong - although without a modicum of the scousers' talents.
But, I'm probably never going to listen to "carnival of souls" EVER AGAIN as it's the most criminally embarrasing track I've ever heard by a major recording artist.
Not a patch on his star-studded Kiss solo outing, and the iffy prouction values make it sound as if it's recorded in someone's living room. A quick check on the liner notes - ah, it was.
Silly me.