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Ass Goblins of Auschwitz [Paperback]

Cameron Pierce
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Book Description

5 Oct 2009
It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

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  • Paperback: 104 pages
  • Publisher: Eraserhead Press (5 Oct 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1933929936
  • ISBN-13: 978-1933929934
  • Product Dimensions: 21.6 x 14 x 0.6 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 127,916 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"This book is a Eurosleaze fairytale that's better than the Da Vinci Code and should be on Oprah's Book List! Pierce is one of the weirdest, most imaginative writers around. Toxie-approved!" - LLOYD KAUFMAN, director of The Toxic Avenger and Poultrygeist


"I am slightly afraid of it. It looks kind of contagious." - WARREN ELLIS, author of Transmetropolitan and Crooked Little Vein


"In an era when very little remains shocking, Pierce might have actually managed to create a genuinely disturbing work of fiction, the literary equivalent of Schindler's List rewritten by the Marquis De Sade and filmed as a Tim Burton animated feature." - THE GUARDIAN


"Truly disgusting! A fascinating mix of William Burroughs, David Cronenberg and Lenny Bruce if you were to take all three and drop them into a blender. Pierce is a writer with a truly warped imagination." - KEITH J. CROCKER, director of Blitzkrieg: Escape From Stalag 69


"Strange? Check. Fascinating? Check. Thought-provoking? Check. Fun to read? Yes. In between all the filth, there is humor [...] a reading experience I will never forget." - PINK BULLETS


"If you are a fan of novels like Naked Lunch, Skin, or any other strange bit of fiction, you must read The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz...It's one of the best entries in the Bizarro fiction genre." - LIVING WITH A NERD


"A must read." - THE HORROR FICTION REVIEW


"From the opening chapter up until the poetic melancholy coda, this book is a relentless journey." - 10K BULLETS


"It's as if Ren & Stimpy made a Nazi exploitation movie!" - DAVID W. BARBEE, author of Carnageland


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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A top read 18 Jan 2014
Format:Paperback
If you want to spend days thinking, did I really read that or was it a bizarre nightmare then this is for you, at no point do you know what is going to happen next, this is a good thing :-)
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4.0 out of 5 stars Nasty but incredible! 21 Oct 2012
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If you're even here, looking at this review then well done. The title will scare away most God-fearing people, but you, you are one of the few brave and charming individuals who chose to embrace such an abrasive title and check the book out, give it a chance, I commend you on your efforts and choices thus far. Please, continue and purchase the book, you will not regret it.

You obviously expect weird, twisted, demonic, savage, abusive, and disgusting things to occur, and they do. Perhaps you expect some poignancy, some deep sentimentality and hope, well, there's that too. Perhaps you expect crappy writing? Well, there's none of that. There is the token mad doctor, but he is a "butt-goblin"*, so perhaps its not so bad.

So what has the book got to offer?

Children forced into a labour camp to make toys for the goblins. Painful, humiliating roll-calls, amazingly gross breakfasts and dinners. Strange nazi-experiments on children. Yeah, the books got plenty to offer in the department of shock and disgust. But it also has great characterisation, heroism, strong prose, a moral fibre, action, adventure and a cake floor.

Cameron Pierce is one of the best young writers around, and this book (horrendous though the actions depicted are) proves it: he can take an already absurd and gross thing like the holocaust, and turn it into something else equally/more disgusting while still retaining the sentimentality and sense of loss of innocence, and adding just a sprinkling of humour into the proceedings.

*code to bypass amazon censor
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5.0 out of 5 stars Revolting Brilliance... 6 Aug 2010
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It is vile, detailed and goes beyond the realms of what even the most seasoned gore fans might find horrific. The way the horror of the Nazis are portrayed in this book, is nothing short of revolting, as it should be.

This has the potential to be THE most screwed up book, you will ever read in your life. I have now broken all my vital organs laughing in the process, and will go through life existing as a mushy sack of blood and meat.

An EXTREMELY strong stomach is required for this. Warped doesn't even cover it. I don't do spoilers, just pick it up and read it.
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1 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars One of the best... 16 Dec 2012
By Harry W
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Definitely one of my favourite books now. This book, although it's weird, made me laugh, cry, cheer and shout. This book is without a doubt one of the best books you can buy. It's not too long, it's not too short and it has a twist and turn on every page, that'll leave you on the edge of your seat. Ass Goblins of Auschwitz is a book that I would recommend to everyone who is looking for a short story. The title may seem weird, and the cover shows a gigantic ass with eyes coming out of its torso, this book is flawless.

Get this book by any means necessary; it's a keeper.
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