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Chelsea Handler
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  • Paperback: 272 pages
  • Publisher: Arrow (29 Jan 2009)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0099515024
  • ISBN-13: 978-0099515029
  • Product Dimensions: 19.6 x 13 x 2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (24 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 51,660 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"Ms. Handler's style is a friendlier, more workaday version of the haughty self-abasement practiced by Sarah Silverman, leavened by the everywoman spirit of Kathy Griffin...She seems like a cruel queen bee from an expensive college: There's something suspiciously sophisticated about how her jokes line up that suggests the moral austerity of a comic not of [Joan] Rivers's bad-girl school: Tina Fey."

-- "New York Times"

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A New York Times #1 bestseller - Chelsea Handler's hilarious new collection of true-life stories

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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
Absolutely hilarious 29 Aug 2008
By EllieB
Format:Paperback
I had never heard of Chelsea Handler until a recent trip to the States found me awake at 11pm every night in motels across the country, sometimes with very little to do. I stumbled across her show on E! and laughed out loud a lot.
When I saw this book in Barnes and Noble I thought I'd give it a shot, not expecting too much.
Two days later I was on the last page after many tears had poured down my face. It takes much for a book to make me audibly laugh (cry- yes, laugh- not so much) and 'Are you There Vodka' certainly achieved that.
This is not high class literature and will achieve no nominations in recognised awards in the UK, but it is funny and witty and completely inappropriate at times (just like Handler herself).
It is now swiftly making the rounds through my girlfriends and the female members of my family and (so far) all have agreed with my sentiments. There are too many 'favourite moments' to mention- but one of the first gems is the story of her first DUI charge.
Enjoy!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Brilliant!! 2 Feb 2009
Format:Paperback
Chelsea is amazing. So honest, funny and crude which is my ideal kind of humour!

A very funny and honest account of her life so far, you will read it in a weekend its so funny.
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By Lola
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
I've never heard of Chelsea Handler before, but after reading her book in literally every spare moment past weekend and finishing it at 2AM last night, I cannot stop recommending it to my female work colleagues and girlfriends, sending texts and emails in my work time praising Ms Handler! This has never happened before. Chelsea's humour is amazing. There are hilarious observations on almost every page of this gem of a book, and each chapter (which is also a separate story) has at least two remarks that made me laugh out loud, on tube, in the post office queue, at home, while stirring minced meat in the frying pan (yes, very rarely I try to cook and read at the same time - that's another proof that Chelsea's writing is addictive!)
Once you get past her Jewish remarks and her steady companionship with her vibrator (rather than a real man), you are left with pure enjoyment of beautifully composed and side-splitting stories!

A must have - for a beach holiday, for a morning tube commute to work, for a hangover cure.

Buy this, I am more than sure you will re-read some of the stories a few times in the years to come!
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Offensive
I found it hard to read through most of this book. It was not funny, and it was mostly offensive. Laughing at other people, the type of things we teach our children not to do. Read more
Published 6 days ago by michele
Brilliantly funny!
I have only recently become a Chelsea Handler fan when I was looking for something to watch at midnight one night and came across Chelsea Lately. Read more
Published 27 days ago by Moll
Brilliant
I'd recommend that you don't read this book when you are surrounded by strangers, I read it while I was on a plane last June and I got quite a few stares from people when I... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Ellie
hilarious!
I have seen Chelsea's show on youtube and decided to check out one of her books, this being the first one. Read more
Published 4 months ago by gosia
A laugh a page!
I had already read 'My Horizontal Life' and loved that one.. I still didn't finish this one yet but am enjoying it just as much. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Kindle in the Maldives
Again a really funny book
I read Horizontal life before this and really enjoyed it. So easy to read. It's like a collection of short very funny, very well written short stories.
Published 7 months ago by Faysteph
Don't read in public!!!!
I am not one to read, but I couldn't put this book down. Chelsea had me in hysterics from beginning to end. I highly reccomend to anyone who wants a laugh. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Eliza
Wickedly Fabulous!
This is the first book by Chelsea Handler that I have read, and I am now officially hooked, obsessed, and possibly even planning to stalk her just a little bit. Read more
Published 11 months ago by Shazwanda
hilarious
this book is a brilliant read! short and sweet u will have it read in a day you wont want to put it down! Read more
Published 11 months ago by jenny gunn
gaslopogas-ly funny!
I love the Chelsea Lately show and I do like the book. I have only read two chapters so far and have laughed so hard. Its taken me a while to get the rhythm of the book...... Read more
Published 18 months ago by natz
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