Intended as an antidote to feel-good politics, this text aims to give readers the strength to admit they are not glad to be gay after all. The author considers topics including why most contemporary gay culture is trash and why being gay is like being in a religious cult, except not so open-minded.
English author and journalist Mark Simpson is credited/blamed for coining the word 'metrosexual' in an essay titled 'Here come the mirror men' in the UK's Independent newspaper in 1994.
It wasn't however until Simpson introduced his insufferably pretty offspring to the US in 2002, naming David Beckham as the prime exemplar, that the term took off. Simpson is also attributed with introducing us to the 'retrosexual' (in the sense of the anti-metrosexual).
In 2010 the global cool-hunting/trend-spotting website Science of the Time described him as 'the world's most perceptive writer about masculinity'. In 2008 GQ Russia listed him topless and oiled up in their top ten Things That Changed Men's Lives, above Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sigmund Freud - and even Biotherm Homme. Both the New York Times and The London Times acclaimed his saucy concept of 'Sporno' as one of their 'Ideas of the Year'.
Mark Simpson is the author of several critically acclaimed books, including: Saint Morrissey ('Funny, clever, honest, irreverent and egotistical: Simpson is quite the match for Morrissey' - Independent), Sex Terror ('Magnificent... Open Simpson's book anywhere you like as often as you like and you'll find gem-like sentences Zadie Smith would give her white teeth for' Independent on Sunday), and Male Impersonators ('Brilliant' - Observer).
What the critics say about Mr Simpson:
"SIMPSON WRITES WITH ENOUGH PANACHE TO MAKE MOST OF HIS PEERS TOSS THEIR LAPTOPS INTO THE WASTE DISPOSAL AND WEEP" - Simon Price, Independent on Sunday
"THE GAY ANTI-CHRIST" - Vogue
"I ALMOST HATE TO AGREE WITH ANYTHING HE SAYS" - London Review of Books
"AN AMUSED, DETACHED VOLTAIRE" - Independent on Sunday
"ERUDITE, INCISIVE, SASSY... FRESH, HILARIOUS" - Publishers Weekly
"ONE OF THE BRIGHTEST WRITERS AROUND" - Time Out
"BRILLIANTLY BUCCANEERING" - Spectator
"SERIOUSLY FUNNY" - Scotland On Sunday
"SPUNKY'" - Lambda Book Report