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Ankle Biters [2002] [DVD]

Adam Minarovich , Jeremy Busbee , Adam Minarovich    Suitable for 18 years and over   DVD
2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Adam Minarovich, Jeremy Busbee, Michael Moore, Catherine Minarovich, Timothy Fahey
  • Directors: Adam Minarovich
  • Writers: Adam Minarovich
  • Producers: Adam Minarovich, Jim Holcomb
  • Format: PAL
  • Language: English
  • Region: All Regions
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Classification: 18
  • Studio: Film 2000
  • DVD Release Date: 11 Nov 2002
  • Run Time: 83 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00006LSGQ
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 157,839 in Film & TV (See Top 100 in Film & TV)

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Drexel Vennis is the last surviving tall vampire on the planet and he now finds himself under assault from an unrelenting group of dwarf vampires. It seems the midget bloodsuckers have obtained a special sword with which they hope to ensure their dominion. However, Drexel still has a few tricks up his sleeve.

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Prepare for blood thirsty action as Drexel Vennis (Adam Minarovich), the only tall vampire left on the planet, faces the last breed of vampires left on earth… dwarf vampires. But the ankle biters have gotten their hands on a two hundred year old sword that contains the blood of the last slain tall vampire. With it they will be able to turn any tall out of hiding into the shadows. Only the half breed Drexel Vennis has the blood that can stop them. But will the vampire slayers fighting by his side let him live, or will he be the next to die?

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazin 26 Feb 2005
Format:DVD
This has to be by far the best vampire film i have ever seen, whoever thought of putting daywalking midgets in is a god. The only problem is that they could not get wesley snipes to be the vampire killer. The only film that is better than this is the legion of the dead.
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5.0 out of 5 stars ------ personified! 31 Aug 2005
Format:DVD
This is it.............. The worst film ever! B Movie -----at its finest! If you want a serious Vampire film, then give this gem a wide berth! Everything about this film is rubbish, but it's highly addictive rubbish!
The film opens with shaky camera work, and continues pretty much in this vain for a very painfull 83 minutes! The sound is completly shocking, and at times the dialogue is almost impossible to hear. The lipsync is out completly, and so adds to the cheapness of the production.
The acting is something else. It's so wooden, that when the lead actor appears at the beginning of the film I actually thought that somebody had actually thrown a plank into frame!
The best of the worst. Total cack!
Buy it now!
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5.0 out of 5 stars WOW THIS IS SO BAD ITS FUNNY 6 July 2007
Format:DVD
I LIKE THIS MOVIE b/c its More Funny Then Anything Else I Think The People Who Made This Knew IT was So Bad It was funny but who knows *So Buy it And see*
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1.0 out of 5 stars DONT DO IT 12 Aug 2006
Format:DVD
this film IS the worst film you'll ever see. you thought contact was bad? this is terrible. it was the longest 2 hours of my life. its done on some guys home video. the action scene's (they're not really)are just a bunch of buys jumping over some dwarf's pretending to kick them and you can even hear the wind on the mic.t probab;ey wouldnt be so bad if it was intended as a joke but i think these dude's are really serious. its sad. if you know these guys please ask them what they were thinking at the time and let me know.
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1.0 out of 5 stars A challenge 25 Feb 2007
By P.C.
Format:DVD|Amazon Verified Purchase
You know what the saying is, 'Challenge yourself everyday'

There are movies out there that are bad. There are movies that are boring. There are movies that are so bad that they're funny. This movie is quite simply so bad that it's plain awful.

And this is where the challenge lies. Can you sit through the whole thing, sober and watch it without stopping. I tried and needed at least two five minute breathers.

I have seen a lot of bad movies, including the legendary 'Manos the hands of fate' and also 'troll 2'. They are both masterpieces compared to the 80 minutes of torture that this movie put's you through.

So buy this movie, and give yourself a challenge today
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1.0 out of 5 stars Worst Film EVER!! 12 April 2003
By A Customer
Format:DVD
Here is a simple warning:

DO NOT BUY THIS FILM

Keep away from this like the plague, the acting is beyond terrible, no word to describe how awful the acting is, the story line is terrible, there is no blood or guts and its set in day light, since when has vampires been walking to streets in the day time, don't buy this film, you would get more out of burning your money then paying for this film.

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1.0 out of 5 stars This film bites 16 Feb 2003
Format:DVD
Some films are so bad, they're good. This one isn't. This film bites, sucks, blows all at the same time.

Yes, what can you expect in a film about dwarf vampires! I kind of hoped that this might be at least funny.

Two vampire killers roam around on a motorcycle (one of them's a midget too). They fight a gang of four midget vampires who seem to be able to move around in broad daylight. That's all I can say because the rest of the movie isn't worth writing about.

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