"What does your heart want to say, Gareth? Is it that you are the most plebian, self-righteous fool on Earth? Or is that you are simply lame? Whatever, it should be saying, "There must be more to life""
"Hey, Mr. Record Company Fatcat! We've got Avril: a pubescent punky girl. What about Alicia? It'll be great - another kid out of her depth. She'll make millions and they'll still think she's clever!!!!"