| 1. It's Time for Killin' Barney |
| 2. Dumber Boy |
| 3. Let Perot |
| 4. We Need a Little Christophe |
| 5. Check My Calls from Wood of Holly |
| 6. All We Got for Christmas Is a Tax Increase |
| 7. O Fax Machine (O This P.C.) |
| 8. Doctor Bills |
| 9. It's Beginning to Look Like Warren Christopher |
| 10. Gun Nuts Boasting They Can Open Fire |
| 11. Why's Madonna Kissing Santa Claus? |
| 12. Don't Ask, Don't Tell |
| 13. Twelve Days of Clinton |
| 14. Jingo All the Way |
| 15. Santa Claus's Budget Is Down |
| 16. Here Come Democrats |
| 17. Do You Feel What I Feel? |
| 18. Puh-Leeze, Navy Dad |
| 19. Ozone Has a Hole on High |
| 20. Golly, Stephanopoulos |
| 21. Mommy's Spoiled Child |
| 22. George Is Home This Christmas |
| 23. Clinton Blunderland |
| 24. Over the River, They Cut the Woods |
| 25. Now CBS Has Letterman |
| 26. Rosty, The Chairman |
| 27. Whose Child Was This? |
| 28. Here We Go A-Lobbying |
| 29. Good Thing Princess Di |
| 30. Have Yourself a Verry Little Christmas |
| 31. O Little Rock of Arkansas (O Come Bilibobum) |
| 32. Can't Wish You a Merry Christmas |
