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Helen Smith
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3 Jan 2012
From somewhere on the coast of England, rumours arise of the sinister genetic crossbreeding of unsuspecting animal species. Alison is assigned to investigate the truth. She travels from London to Weymouth and back, rocked by a shocking discovery.
--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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  • Paperback: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Mariner Books; Reprint edition (3 Jan 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 054784803X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0547848037
  • Product Dimensions: 20.6 x 13.7 x 1.5 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (50 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 1,060,733 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Helen Smith's "Alison Wonderland" already has a strange life--what with her psychic postman--but when she becomes a private detective things get even more bizarre when she meets a man who loves a shig, "the fattest, woolliest animal on earth, the product of a union between a pig and a sheep". Being an investigator isn't all glamour and Alison often has to struggle to hold on to the difference between working in a boring job and being a detective working in a boring job. But at least it's not just the expected, run of the mill sleaze, double-crossing and corruption; there's also secret crayfish fishermen, lemon sweets and, of course, the shig. It's this mammoth animal that lies at the heart of Project Brown Dog--an investigation that Alison leads to uncover sinister animal eugenics being orchestrated in the name of commerce by a company in Weymouth.

This is the case that lends Alison Wonderland narrative drive, although Helen Smith's tentative, exploratory style sits uncomfortably within the adventure story set-up. Smith's strength comes to the fore when she's drifting, observing the incidentals of life; "the comforting smells like dog's paws when they wake up from a long sleep" and the rustling of voracious Japanese knotweed as it invades the pavements of Brixton. There's even an intricate Venn diagram sketched to ponder the sagging skin and drooping breasts on show at Tooting Bec Lido. It's this clean, seemingly effortless voice that gives Alison Wonderland an impressive edge and will make her second novel one worth watching out for. --Jane Honey --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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Only occasionally does a piece of cult fiction leap out and demand immediate cult status. Alison Wonderland is one. This is a deliberately strange book, lurking in an indeterminate no-woman's land between the wave of "girlie diaries" and more conventionally eccentric thrillers. Bridget Jones with a plot, sort of.

Our eponymous heroine is actually called Alison Temple. Divorced from an unfaithful husband, she has signed up as an investigator with the detective agency that uncovered his infidelity, and spends most of her time working in offices, spying on other supposedly unfaithful husbands. The agency is run by a middle-aged woman called Ella Fitzgerald with a distinctly dodgy brother called Clive.

The plot thickens when she is sent on an investigation into the misuse of genetic manipulation to create hybrid animals, and strays into the path of secretive security firms protecting the programs. But this is not as sinister as it sounds. This is, at least in part, a "new girlie" book, remember. Alison is more concerned about the potential - or lack of it - of her relationship with a failed inventor called Jeff, who lives downstairs, writes poetry to her and eats her cereal.

The product of the genetic manipulation is a "shig", a giant cross between a sheep and a pig, designed to provide vast quantities of both wool and meat, and loved deeply, if not wholesomely, by its keeper. Alison's odyssey - all the way to Weymouth and back, picking up a foundling baby named Phoebe en route - is conducted with Taron, who has a "hundred candles" smile and an address book full of club-crazy, druggy friends.

In short, the plot is little more than a loose framework for Smith to give us her astute, pointed by essentially tangential observations on everything from tampon advertisements to Tooting Bec lido. Wry, witty and aggressively self-conscious, Alison Wonderland flirts with topics from heterosexual sex to lesbianism and single parenthood, feminism in a macho culture and male emotional vulnerability. But only fleetingly. A bit, perhaps, like the modern woman.

Smith is at the very least a minor phenomenon. Watch this book blossom in every office handbag. -- Peter Millar--The Times, 1 May 1999 --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.


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22 of 23 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Comedy and more 23 Aug 2011
By AliB
Format:Kindle Edition
The genre is difficult to define - with elements of mystery, detective and a touch of farce, this is a book that's light in the sense of entertaining (as all books should be) but not so light as to be frothy and inconsequential. Helen Smith's writing is spare (which I prefer) but also full of sharp observations of character and of life. The various sub-plots keep everything rolling along nicely but my main interest was in the heroine Alison, curiously adrift in her own life, and in how her journey would unfold. I particularly liked Taron, a quirky side-kick who helps Alison to self-understanding. I was a little dissatisfied with potential romantic interest which did not seem to contribute much to anything - but perhaps that was the point. All in all a quirky and entertaining read with lots of comic moments. I'll be looking out for more books from this writer.
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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful
By Suzy
Format:Kindle Edition
It's not often you come across a book that is enjoyable on so many levels. I was immediately drawn into the story of Alison and her world. I tried to read it slowly in order to simply enjoy the wonderful, quirky writing. But-a word of warning: if you are expecting a romantic detective story in the chic-lit genre, this book is not for you. If you do, however, appreciate good writing, unusual plot twists and a story with a dream-like quality, this book will delight and entertain you. The tongue-in-cheek satiric element made me laugh out loud many times. I'm not sure what genre this books fits into but anyone who reads it is in for a treat. It's encouraging to see that unusual books such as this one attracts the attention of a publisher

Helen Smith is a wonderful writer and I hope to read more of her work very soon.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The surprising and the unexpected 4 Oct 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
I'm not sure if I would have picked up this book if I had been at the bookstore. I wasn't too thrilled about the cover, but the blurb was intriguing, and it was described as a modern take on the Alice in Wonderland storyline, so I thought, why not give it a go?
And boy, am I glad I did! This is one of the most amazing books I have read lately. Taken by itself, there's nothing spectacular about any aspect of this book on its own - but taken together, as a big whole, you're in for an experience.

My first impression when I started reading this book is that this is serious chick-lit (and no, that is not an oxymoron! And that's why the cover didn't sit well with me - this book could do with a lighter, quirkier, chick-lit cover!) Chick-lit can be light, funny, but serious as well and provoke questions inside your brain - exactly what Ms. Smith accomplishes with Alison Wonderland. The book is described as literature - it is, but at the same time, it's not dry, stuff-it-down-your-throat British literature. Let's just say it's a cross between the lightness of Jane Austen, the humour of Janet Evanovich reminiscent of the Stephanie Plum novels but with a dry, totally British twist that makes you chuckle loudly instead of bursting into laughter, all amid a world of suspended fantasy.

Let's see if we can elaborate on that description. The book and its plot is light - no saving the Third World or big reflections of the kind here. And the humour - British wit at its best. Anyone who loves British humour will dig this story (and there's talks of Alison Wonderland being made into a TV series - I say 'bring it on'! I can totally see this as a typically Brit TV show in the style of Being Human).

As to the suspended fantasy... let's just say I've never read anything like this before. The story takes place in modern London and England, but this take that Ms. Smith infuses into the location turns the world-building into a full facet of the book. Imagine a psychic postman who gets a psychic message from a witch warning him that so-and-so is in danger, and he writes down the note on a postcard and slips it through your mailbox - there's nothing more mundane than a postman sliding a postcard in a mail box, right? So that's why this, and other such fantastic episodes and happenings in the story, strike you. When you put this book down, you start to look at the world around you with different eyes - maybe, just maybe, what you see is not the reality you imagine it is... And that's a strength of Ms. Smith's writing, making you question your reality in a subtle, curious way.

Another strength of this book is the characterization. Like many books by British authors, this story and its plot focuses on the characters. It is these people living inside the book that take you places and show you their world - their quirks, their foibles, this little sneaky peek into their minds. The POV hops between chapters and that's a little confusing at first, but you get into the rhythm along the way. Throw in some Brit pop culture references - such as how Alison's friend Taron kinda looks like an old flame of Prince Andrew and they're travelling to an area where there are lots of army men, so possibly they could fall on the prince himself; not to mention Jaffa Cakes, liquorice allsorts, and Wagon Wheels (making me crave British sweets and biscuits, darn!) - and you feel like you're in England right along with Alison on her quirky journey.

All in all, a book to be added to your to-read list. There's something almost magical about Alison Wonderland, and I cannot wait for you to discover it for yourself.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Very disappointing
Having read the reviews on here, I was expecting a fun story that was a little bit different... How wrong was I? Read more
Published 20 days ago by Jan
2.0 out of 5 stars Sorry
Not for me I have not fully read it got board may try again sometime but unlikely too flowery sorry author.
Published 1 month ago by Wiggy D
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book from Start to Finish!
I absolutely fell in love with Alison Wonderland and the creative novel that it is. Helen Smith is an awesome writer and makes you feel like you are living in this detective story! Read more
Published 2 months ago by Crystal
3.0 out of 5 stars Not my favourite but a quick, light read
Starting with the good points this book is full of great characters, some funny one liners and is a quick light read, I finished it in 2 sittings. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Susan Rose
3.0 out of 5 stars Delightfully quirky
This is not the kind of book I would usually pick up. I have given a bit of mystery and fantasy a go before and the haven't really grabbed me in the way contemporary romance novels... Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Alison's Wonderful Wonderland
Alison Wonderland was the first book I downloaded read on my kindle and I was hooked from the start - I literally couldn't put it down. Read more
Published 5 months ago by MissEmzilinie
3.0 out of 5 stars Some good moments
At times weird, at times wonderful might be an apt way to describe Helen Smith's novel. The story focuses on Alison Temple who hires a private investigator to prove her husband is... Read more
Published 6 months ago by D Brown
5.0 out of 5 stars A Rare Pleasure
Alison Wonderland is most definitely my cup of tea. Or perhaps I should say, my cup of infused tea - though infused with what is hard to define and that's what makes this book such... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Andrew Biss
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny, quirky and irreverent.
This is the story of Alison Temple (who fancies calling herself Alison Wonderland!). Cheated on by her husband, she now works for the detective agency she hired to follow her... Read more
Published 9 months ago by wistfulskimmie - Wistfulskimmies Book Reviews Blog
4.0 out of 5 stars 'Not everything is what it seems.'
Alison Temple employed a detective agency hoping that they would prove her wrong in her suspicion that her husband was being unfaithful, but her suspicions were correct. Read more
Published 9 months ago by L. H. Healy
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