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Alexander Outland: Space Pirate
 
 

Alexander Outland: Space Pirate [Kindle Edition]

G.J. Koch
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Captain Alexander Outland of the Sixty-Nine (short for Space Vessel 369, of course) is the best pilot in the galaxy. He’s also a pirate, a smuggler, and loved and loathed by women in umpteen solar systems. His crew of strays and misfits includes an engineer of dubious sanity, a deposed planetary governor, an annoyingly unflappable Sexbot copilot, and a slinky weapons chief who stubbornly refuses to give the captain a tumble.

Outland just wants to make a decent living skirting the law, but when an invisible space armada starts cutting into his business, he soon finds himself in hot water with the military, the mob, mad bombers, and an extended family of would-be conquerors. And that’s not counting an occasionally telepathic spy . . . .

Like any sensible scoundrel, he hates heroics. They’re risky and they don’t pay well. But to keep his ship and crew in one piece, and make time with a certain hard-to-get weapons chief, he might just have to make an exception–and save the galaxy in spite of himself!


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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 536 KB
  • Print Length: 300 pages
  • Publisher: Night Shade Books (1 Jun 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0085MNN72
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #326,715 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Format:Kindle Edition
Alexander Napoleon Outland, Nap for short, is a riot. Excuse me while I take a huge step back from this book and convulse with laughter.

It was so so funny and silly and full of action and comic relief, - a much needed book for the upcoming winter months. If you love Han Solo and Serenity, this is a must read.

In short, Nap and his team of misfits (did I mention that his ship is called Sixty-Nine? *snort*) are flying through space on one of the few legitimate orders he's taken, when an invisible pirate armada chases them down to a military planet Herion.

Now they are stuck on a very uninspiring planet between military nuts, dodgy businessmen and explosive terrorists with twitchy fingers. The goal is to get the hell out, neutralise the armada, uncover an evil plot of multi-worlds domination and get into Slinky's pants (Slinky is a blond bombshell and a weapons chief on Sixty-Nine). Last task is the most difficult of them all.

Nap is a very charming, unbashful womaniser, not cruel, but his attention wonders. A lot. There are plenty of pissed off women across the universes who remember his name and are out for his blood... He can't help himself. He stares at breasts, his trail of thought is very simple and he is absolutely incorrigible and comfortable in his skin. He made me laugh with his "Everyone loves The Outland!" and he was not talking about his surname...

At the same time he is kind, insightful, recklessly brave and will do anything for his team. He's got a big soft heart, and that's why his team will forgive him anything. Also he is a brilliant and very clever pilot with endless amount of odd jokes. How could I not like him?
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fun and fights in space 2 Sep 2012
Format:Paperback
A fun, non-pretentious space opera read. This work would fit happily into the golden age of pulp-scifi era, with a character driven plot involving starships, smuggling and pirate armadas. It has a tone of light humour and does not take itself too seriously. The main character might be the archetypal rouge with a heart, but he still can deliver excellent dialog like a certain Browncoat captain.
Overall, recommended and looking forward to future releases of the series.
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Amazon.com: 4.2 out of 5 stars  17 reviews
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Sci fi with hilarity! 4 Jun 2012
By Nikki B - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
The very first in a new sci fi series by GJ Koch is a knock down, action packed romp through space that will have your heart pounding and your libido stuttering just a bit!

Meet Alexander Outland, a space pirate, and his rag tag group of employees that include a super smart techie, a humanoid robot, a sex kitten and a old man. Alex is a space pirate that has a heart of gold even though you would never get him to admit to it. He likes to think of himself as a ladies man instead. He seems to be able to get in pretty much every womans pants..and he has. Slinkie is the exception to his rule. He wants her, he tries to get her constantly, and yet she resists. She'd rather lob snarky retorts to his advances then pursue anything with the quirky captain. She is a virtual mystery to him.

Alexander Outland is a quirky fun scifi that doesn't have one dull moment. I'm not joking its literally one thing after another while they try to figure out who is behind the attacks against the crew and the planet they land on. No one is who they seem and everyone has secrets to hide . There is constant conversations in this one so be prepared for the one liners, the snark and the jibber jabber. No one can sit still and be quiet for even a minute. It's hilarious. It's fun. It can be overwhelming trying to keep up with a story line that never stops. You may want to take notes or if you have the paperback version, invest in post it notes to mark revelations clearly so you can go back and refresh yourself.

Now I know G.J. has tried to distance herself from her Gini Koch name but honestly...if you've read Gini's stuff there is virtually no way you can mistake G.J's writing from Gini's . It's just got the same feel. The biggest difference I saw is the lack of bountiful sex going on. Don't worry, its so filled with story that you won't miss the sex...much. The story is so complex and you will be constantly guessing where the book is going. Slinkie and Alexander work well together as a couple once they get past all the continuous innuendo and playful games. The family feel with the rest of the crew can clearly be felt. These people are not co workers....but family. They care about each other and that includes the humanoid/computer that a very lonely crew member manages to build for himself.

Sci fi genre lovers should enjoy this one and crossover Gini Koch lovers should like this too. Its a solidly good book with amazing potential for future storylines!

On a side note....is anyone else amused by the position of Slinkie and Alexander (aka Nap) on the front cover? I snickered...repeatedly.

I give Alexander Outland: Space Pirate by G.J. Koch 3.75 stars!

Nikki @ Ramblings From A Chaotic Mind
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A fun departure from Koch's standard works. 5 July 2012
By L. Gerling - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
This isn't an ALIEN book, and Alexander Outland isn't Kitty Kat. Koch's sense of humor is there, but the heavy romance of the Alien books is absent.

The Good: Funny, fast-paced, good character interaction. The Governor (my favorite character).

The Bad: The world-building was fuzzy, there was no depth or seriousness, the main characters weren't ones you could love right away.

Verdict: This is a good read for fans of the campy dime store fiction of yesteryear. Skip it if you want literary, Hard SF, or serious romance/erotica. Read it if you need a good laugh or liked Firefly.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Nothing describe the awesomeness of this book! 8 Aug 2012
By Kevin Bayer - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
Alexander Outland: Space Pirate, by G.J. Koch hits all the right notes. It's science fiction, which I so desperately crave these days. It has space battles, humor, gun battles, robots, pirates... yeah, it's good.

Alexander Outland is the captain of a small group of close-knit pirates. Think Firefly without the horses (oh wait, there were donkeys, never mind). Outland is a womanizer but has his heart set on one specific woman, and he can't keep her assets out of his thoughts. The book is told in first-person, from Outland's point-of-view, and his internal dialogue with himself is just as fun as his actual conversations with other characters.

Outland's crew consists of a super-talented but somewhat dimwitted engineer and his robot fiance that he built from a rare instruction manual, an elderly planetary governor that Outland's crew accidentally help depose, and the object of Outland's affections: his attractive weapons chief that wants nothing to do with Outland.

The book opens with Outland deciding not to land on a planet where his exploits with some prominent local women are a little too well-known. Instead, he heads to what should be a safe haven but ends up in a battle with an invisible pirate armada that tries to capture him. Outland lives up to his reputation as the best pilot in the galaxy as he escapes and lands on the nearby planet the armada is blockading.

From there, Outland and his crew spend time trying to relax between bouts of being arrested, chased through the sewers, avoiding a stampede, meeting a spy, learning secrets about each other, picking up new crew members, and trying to defeat that pirate armada all by themselves.

It's quite a ride. And it's a blast! My summary doesn't do the story justice - it's just. that. good.
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