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Ah Couldnae Believe Ma Ears! [Paperback]

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Paperback: 192 pages
Publisher: Hachette Scotland (15 Oct 2009)
Language English
ISBN-10: 0755319494
ISBN-13: 978-0755319497
Product Dimensions: 12.9 x 1.3 x 16.8 cm

Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 270,815 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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'Loved, loved, loved...this brilliant collection of conversations overheard in Scotland's towns and cities'

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'She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?'
'Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.'

This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer - off-the-cuff and straight from the street. Packed full of wit and verbal gags, you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping and collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection, an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away.

'When's the next bus then, dearie?'
'Oh, not for an hour.'
'Ach, it'll not take me long to wait for that.'

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Laughed till we cried 28 July 2010

By Mrs. L. R. Nagle

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Bought this for my other half and his laughter could be heard at the bottom of the garden. I had tears coming down my cheeks when I read it.

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LOVE THIS! 17 Oct 2011

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Allan Morrison is a fantastic Scottish humour writer. This book is brilliant (if you have the right sense of humour)and it is also desirable for the reader to either be a scottish person themselves or at least understand scottish dialect. Otherwise, you won't get it. I LOVE IT!

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