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Accept the Fact That You're Aging Breath Spray
 
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Accept the Fact That You're Aging Breath Spray

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Technical Details

  • Spearmint flavoured breath spray
  • 7.5 ml (0.25 fl oz)
  • Pocket sized
  • It won't make you look any younger, but it'll freshen up your breath and put a smile on your face!
  • Hilarious gag gifts for anyone who is having a hard time accepting the fact they are getting older!

Product Specifications
Assembly Required:No
Batteries Required?:No
Batteries Included?:No

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Product Description

This You're Ageing Breath Spray makes funny gifts for people who are having a hard time accepting the fact they are getting older! Whilst this comical anti ageing novelty gift won't actually make you look younger, it will certainly put a smile on your face!So if you are searching for some funny retirement gifts or stocking fillers for friends and family who have yet to embrace their advancement in years, this Accept the Fact You're Aging Breath Spray is perfect!There comes a time when laughter lines turn to permanent wrinkles and the hair starts to thin and turn grey. Accepting you really are getting older can be tough, which is where this anti-aging gag gift comes in handy! Carry our pocket sized spearmint flavoured mouth spray around with you at all times, so that when you start to falter, you can just reach for the Accept the Fact You're Aging Mouth Spray.

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Amazon.com:  3 reviews
36 of 40 people found the following review helpful
Excellent product, works only about 8 hours. 26 July 2008
By Gerald Peters - Published on Amazon.com
It took one little spritz.. My breath was fresher, mintier, and the taste of cigarettes was absolutely gone. I felt like I was kissing the holy mother herself. I got this strange sensation, waving through my whole body like electricity. Colors became brighter, everything was more vivid. Anything that moved left lingering, blurred trails. And then it happened.. I saw god.. He had long hair and a beard, loose fitting clothing and resembled my hippy roomate. He said "hey man! did you see a little spray bottle full of mint? I've been looking all over for it and I really need to find it now or we'll be late for the Phish concert." I handed it to god, a little hesitantly, who just just smiled and laughed. "Thanks dude, have a nice trip!" He even knew I had a long car ride ahead of me, but of course he did.. What a nice guy!
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
Never sound "too butch to be gay" again! 26 Dec 2009
By Admiralissimo Voodoo - Published on Amazon.com
Is your voice too deep and manly to convince other men that you are indeed gay, and not just some straight guy who's playing a prank? If so, then Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray is for you!

That's right guys! With just a couple quick spritzes of this super fabulous breath spray, your voice will go from Bruce Willis to Richard Simmons in less than 2 seconds! Say "good-bye" to the manly voice that attracts women, and say "heeeeey!" to a new lisp that will drive the boys absolutely wild! You'll never want to leave the house without it!

Having trouble trying to convince your friends that you can decorate your house all by yourself? Just spray a little Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray in that sausage trap of yours and try explaining again! Your friends will never question your sexual preference or decorating abilities ever again!

Not only does this spray make your straight mouth gay, it freshens your breath with real peppermint flavor! Mmmmm. Fabulish!
4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
great product great service 8 April 2008
By Cyncyn - Published on Amazon.com
arrived quickly, great product. very funny and perfect for most liars. gets the point accross in a polite way.

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