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Absolute bollocks
A Listmania! list by "no_gods_no_masters"

1. Nellyville by Nelly

The list author says:
	"A sexist twat who does duets with boy-band ponces Justin Timberlake and O-Town....he's a sexist unoriginal pig and should've been shot instead of Tupac...college twat."

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2. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous [CD 1] by Good Charlotte

The list author says:
	"Absolute vile sell-out.....whatever happened to my rock and roll [punk song]? The same can be said for Sum 41, Avril Lavigne or any new American'pop-punk'."

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3. The Definitive Collection by ABBA

The list author says:
	"Why the hell did you buy this? The 80s was ridden with excellent music and you bought this mind-numbing bollocks! Why?!"

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4. Stripped by Christina Aguilera

The list author says:
	"The Cure made an album called Pornography and it was good. Christina Aguilera sold records based solely on pornography and they were sh!t. All image, she may be a good singer but she's been wasted."

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5. Britney by Britney Spears

The list author says:
	"Awful dire pop misery....the fact that her music has not been written or made by her eludes most of her fans who seem more obsessed at the size of her breasts. Grow up and obsess about real people!"

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6. Scum by Napalm Death

The list author says:
	"Hilariously sh!te"

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7. Together by S Club Juniors

The list author says:
	"Yes I know they're being exploited by the evil record companies...but they don't have to do this. They'll regret this when they're angsty grunge teens."

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8. The A List by A1

The list author says:
	"What is it with boy bands? I understand the Beatles were indeed good...but I think the genre's been exhausted now. Just please...no more. Pre-teen girls should be seen and not heard."

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9. Popstars by Hear Say

The list author says:
	"Musically its unoriginal mind-crunching crap. It's manufactured pop groups who neither produce any of their songs nor produce anything of beauty or interest. When will you learn? No buy = No more!"

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10. The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden

The list author says:
	"At the time it might have been acceptable to like them out of rebellion. But not now. Dressed like American Wrestlers and singing tedious deathsex obsessed songs...the coffin needs to be shut now."

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11. Significant Other by Limp Bizkit

The list author says:
	"Oh dear. This is awful. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE!! Absolutely toshtastic pop rubbish with no meaning or talent. And their fans are twats too. Same goes for Slipknot."

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12. Hey Baby (Uhh, Ahh) by DJ �tzi

The list author says:
	"VAH! This is disgusting. I understand that when you are drunk its acceptable to sing along....but not to actually buy the records. Hang your head in shame."

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13. Summer Holiday: Original Soundtrack/Remastered Special Edition by Cliff Richard

The list author says:
	"Old perverts preaching it is bad enough...but having a baby-faced twat singing Christian rhymes truly is sickening. If there is a god they would have killed Cliff by now."

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14. In the Beginning [Plus CD ROM] by Blazin' Squad

The list author says:
	"Sounding like a marijuana club...these N. London So Solid Crew juniors could have been taken out of my maths class...such is their arrogance and ignorance. Tedious gospel bollocks."

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15. Holy Wood by Marilyn Manson

The list author says:
	"Ridiculously wanktosh pseudo-rebel nonsense. If you want rebel listen to some sh!te Marxist pub band...not some mega-pop image-obsessed tit."

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16. Promised Land by Elvis Presley

The list author says:
	"Overrated fat mess....this drugged up cowboy ponce sung exceptionally tedious music in a voice no-one could decipher. And he's the king of rock n roll?"