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5 Jan 2012 Jess Jordan

Disaster! Jess tried to hide her horror. Her mum frowned. ‘What's wrong, sweetheart? It's what you've always wanted!'

Jess's mum has finally given in and arranged a trip to see Jess's dad. But this is so the wrong moment: Jess has just got it together with Fred, and in an incredibly romantic way he has scraped money together to get them both tickets to the hottest music festival . . . but instead Jess is going on a road trip with her mum and her grandmother (and her grandfather, but he doesn't quite count as he is ashes in an urn).

Jess is keen to keep in touch with Fred by text while she is away, but after a while he just stops responding. And her best friend Flora is now going to the exact same music festival Jess was supposed to go to! Jess can't help her paranoia about Fred working overtime. If Jess isn't careful, her worries are going to completely spoil her much-wanted visit to her dad. But when she gets there, it turns out that everybody has a surprise for each other. Needless to say, some work out better than others . . .

In this sequel Sue Limb has surpassed herself. The writing is still fresh, funny and effervescent, but at the same time Sue has captured the difficult, prickly but, above all, loving relationship between a daughter and her parents.


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  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Bloomsbury Childrens (5 Jan 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1408817292
  • ISBN-13: 978-1408817292
  • Product Dimensions: 12.9 x 19.7 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 145,039 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Praise for the Jess Jordan stories:

Limb's heroine is cleverer than Rennison's, less bonkers than McKay's, but just as captivating

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Very funny and sharply observed, this is the kind of book no teenage girl should be without (The Bookseller )

Hilarious and spot-on how it captures those boyfriend blues (Mizz )

Amidst the slapstick, Limb weaves such themes as friendship and rivalry, the importance or not of appearances and so forth . . . this is pink lit that girls (and boys with a copy in a plain wrapper) will love (Books for Keeps )

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A wildly funny sequel to the bestselling Charming But Insane


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5.0 out of 5 stars Hi-larious! 31 Mar 2013
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I loved this book, because it was SO funny! For the whole way through the book I was laughing out loud! I would recommend this book for ages 9+ or 10+ :-) °~°
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fantasic 23 Mar 2013
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I loved this book I have read 3 books of this week's before and this one is as brilliant as the rest. I am now going on the rest of the debris pants on fire is next. I have also visited the website and that is really cool. I am 12 by the way and it suits my age group perfectly. So 11-14's if your looking for a new range of books to read you have come to the right place !! I also love the fact that their is loads in the series and I can't wait to read the rest. !!!!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars hilarious 12 Feb 2013
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It is hi hilarious and perfect for teens,teens,adults, and elders. You can see what is so amazing about it . Feel free to buy it!
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