"An agonisingly tragic disaster played out as a backdrop to two hormonal types pretending to fall in love. By James "Not the Sharpest Tool" Cameron. NB: There's room for two on that raft at the end."
"Richard Curtis has some backhand connection with the above offender. Why else would a 10 year old boy want to watch Titanic? Dangerous, chilling viewing. More about money than love."
"Curtis should have stopped at 4 Weddings. Featuring two actors with about as much sexual chemistry as a teapot, and the usual anonymous laughing friends. As dismal as the setting."
"Harrison, in post-Indiana dithering fart mode, plays the President (it's OK - he lives!). People die, but who cares? Best part: when a kindly black lady sails from the wreckage by parachute."
"Forced to see it, as a friend knew the director. Some people take drugs. Again. BUT: 1) Cardiff isn't like this. 2) Had to switch it off when they started 'Tronning' in MacDonalds. For God's sake!!!"
"I PAID MONEY to see this! Dorian Gray is in it! But there is a weird Tom Sawyer subcontext at the end about UK passing over power to USA, and how does the Nautilus fit in the Venetian canals?"
"Oh dear... This is the most sickly thing I have seen. Oswald Joely Whatsit squints and dies. He is too beautiful for this world. He joins the dead people. Did I spoil the ending?"
"I actually love this film. Key moments include: Seagal's frenzied jog up the train away from an explosion, and his leap onto a moving train - falling over, but in the next shot miraculously standing."
"Pretentious attempt at making an American film look artsy. Many symbolic shots of a beautiful plastic bag. Trust me: they don't look so good stationary. Watch a Mike Leigh or Nic Roeg film instead."
"Tarantino implodes! It took this to make me realise how much I appreciated storylines! One good song on the OST does not a great film make (i.e. Neu!). No, it's not the violence. Yawn."
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