I don't do long reviews, so I'll keep it simple. I bought it expecting nothing much, and it met and exceeded my expectations. Awful. Just awful.
Now, if you like terrifyingly threatening bomb size breasts, and not much else, then this is the flick for you. A large size watermelon is small in comparison with these things.
Put down the sword (very handy when you're running around pretty much buck nekkid), and whap the evildoers with a breast. Wait, no, that would be way too violent and could result in a coma, if not death.
And the fanny-up-in-the-air on the jet-powered rice-burner was a little traumatic for me, and I've seen my fair share of those little critters bounding about in the buff IRL.
Did I mention the frightening, gravity-defying, potentially lethal breasts? I mean, I loved Ikki Tousen. For the twisted, even Night Shift Nurses, but wow. Someone has some seriously demented ideas of what the mammories look like. Blue Whales could nurse on these things.
One last thing (maybe I can squeeze in another breast reference here, but I better not milk the idea). This is not a complete story. It's a cliffhanger. You have to watch the dreaded Angel Blade Returns for, apparently, the rest of the story.
Excuse me, I have to go cancel my order. I felt mooooo-ved to do it.