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"It's 3am, you're intoxicated, you've just happened to stumble upon your house and you've fallen over trying to reach your keys in your pocket. It's dark! LET THERE BE LIGHT.."
"Off you go. Go see your friends that you managed to puke all over. Go walk past the guy you managed to admit your undying love for... I think you might need this."