A Touch of Cloth 2012

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Taking a pop at every British police crime drama there is, John Hannah stars in this one-off spoof as tough, been there-done that, DCI Jack Cloth. Following the death of his wife in mysterious circumstances, the hard-drinking, and slightly bitter, loner sets out on the trail of a psychopathic killer who has, naturally, been leaving a trail of grisly remains in his wake. Aided and abetted by his equally tough and impatient-for-answers colleague DC Anne Oldman (Suranne Jones), the pair try to crack the case, all the while being pressured relentlessly for results by their boss, A.C.C. Boss (Julian Rhind-Tutt).

Starring:
Adrian Bower, James Doherty
Rental Formats:
DVD

Product Details

Discs
  • Feature ages_15_and_over
Starring Adrian Bower, James Doherty, Suranne Jones, Navin Chowdhry, Josie Matthews, Shomarri Diaz, Jeany Spark, Emma Campbell-Jones, John Hannah
Director Jim O'Hanlon
Genres Comedy, Crime, Drama
Studio 4DVD
Rental release 3 September 2012
Main languages English

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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful By D. Bane on 23 Aug 2013
Format: DVD
This DVD will not be collecting dust, because I can watch it repeatedly, still find the bits I know really well very funny and STILL spot things I've not previously noticed.

The cast play it straight, very much like Leslie Nielsen in the first Airplane movie, which just makes it even funnier. Goofy visual gags, witty wordplay, some slapstick - it's just all round good fun.

Some may find it infantile and a bit too silly; for me, quite simply, it never fails to raise a smile. I am looking forward to Touch of Cloth 2 and 3, which have both now been filmed!

Tremendous feelgood fun which can be viewed time and time again!
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41 of 43 people found the following review helpful By MrTwaddle on 3 Sep 2012
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I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the funniest thing I've seen in years. I can't recommend it enough. Here's a sample gag:

"He'd been out shopping. This receipt indicates several purchases at a local pet shop."
"Any leads?"
"No, just some catnip and a flea-collar..."

If you've ever enjoyed anything like Airplane, Naked Gun, Police Squad et al, then you must see this. Really well observed parody of serious crime dramas, packed full of silly gags and great visual jokes - you'll need to watch it a few times as you'll miss lots.

All in all I think it's great to have this sort of comedy on TV again - makes a refrshing change from all the lame, peurile dross like Mrs Brown's Boys and The Inbetweeners. More please!!!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By gamergirl12 on 28 Jun 2013
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Well scripted and brilliantly performed. Saw this on t.v. and could not wait for the DVD release. Something that our two teenagers wish to watch with us!! You have to watch it to get all the jokes as some are so subtle but hilarious. Really looking forward to the next one.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful By Mark Palmer on 17 April 2013
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Absolutely brilliant-can't wait to buy some more, love the murder aftermath scene with the police investigators; 'this is the first time that he's been found dead so totally out of character'!
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Mrs Moira Paterson on 11 Sep 2013
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Great spoof of all the cop shows we love. Belly laughs galore with super performances from John Hannah and Suranne Jones. Make sure you watch what is going on in the background - replay!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By michelle dempsey on 19 Aug 2014
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Absolutely Fanblimentastic and I could not recommend it more highly - this is the funniest craziest DVD I've watched in a long time. Absolutely brilliant! A bit gory but brilliant! The one problem I would say is that I am laughing so much at one funny moment that I miss the next one! We also rewound so many parts just to see them and laugh again. John Hannah is superb as is his sidekick 'Anne Oldman' (a pun in itself!) and the support cast all add to make it a most fantastic and thoroughly enjoyable watch. Can't wait for the new ones to come out in September :)
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16 of 19 people found the following review helpful By G. Jenkinson on 25 Sep 2012
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This is hilarious. What makes me laugh most about this is the use of DCI Jack Cloth's surname.

"The fact is that bodies keep washing up"
"Whatever"
"WASHING UP CLOTH!"

and

"Thanks to you the entire department is losing face Cloth"

I seriously cant wait for the next installment of the funniest thing thats been on TV in years. So much dry humour, DRY CLOTH!
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29 of 35 people found the following review helpful By Ross on 28 Aug 2012
Format: DVD
"I haven't laughed since my wife died."
"Why did you laugh when your wife died?"

This is a parody that's been made to look as a dark, gritty detective crime thriller. I found myself laughing so hard at some of the jokes that I had to rewind for the subsequent ones that I missed afterwards.

All the actors play their parts brilliantly, very deadpan and serious. Think of it like a modern British version of The Naked Gun.

Thoroughly enjoyed it.
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