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A Cat's Little Instruction Book [Hardcover]

Leigh Rutledge
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Aug 2000

Important advice and tips for every cat about town

This well-known compendium of comic cat capers, which cat lovers will adore, is one of the bestselling Little Instruction Books and gives essential advice on how to be the best cat on the block. It will be in a new series of four stylishly redesigned Instruction Books (Life’s, Dog’s and Gardener’s are the others in the series.)

It looks into the personalities of cats and their infinite wisdom from ‘Avoid Vacuum Cleaners’ to ‘ Never try to stick your head through any opening that your whiskers won’t clear easily’.

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  • Hardcover: 112 pages
  • Publisher: Galahad Books (Aug 2000)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1578660831
  • ISBN-13: 978-1578660834
  • Product Dimensions: 16.1 x 10.8 x 1.6 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 6,083,303 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Essential advice for every cat about town

• Remember – miaow and the world miaows with you; hiss and you his alone
• No matter how old you are, never be afraid to express the kitten within
• Stay out of the tumble dryer
• No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it
• When in doubt, chase something

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About the Author

Leigh Rutledge has written several books and over 150 short stories. At last count he shared his Colorado home with 28 housecats.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Purr 23 Nov 2005
By Kurt Messick HALL OF FAME TOP 500 REVIEWER
Format:Hardcover
How cats are made is a mysterious process. Of course, to be astonishingly mysterious is one of the 201 instructions for cats in this delightful little book by Leigh Rutledge. These are the instructions which every cat should know, and every cat person should realise. Some are conventional cat wisdom (which, ironically, is often the least understood or apparent). Others are inventive and new.

Sometimes the instructions come in three's:

+ Stay out of the rain
+ Stay out of the snow
+ Stay out of the clothes dryer

and

+ Be bold.
+ Be winsome.
+ Be wildly tender.

From the start to the finish, this book is a cute, tender, touching collection of aphorisms, ostensibly intended for cats (but they really don't seem to need this kind of instruction), but really for human beings who live with and around cats to both better understand the cats, and better understand themselves. There is implicit wisdom in some of the things that cats do, and some wisdom for us to follow:

+ Chase, but don't hurt, butterflies.
+ No matter how old you are, never be afraid to express the kitten within you.
+ Remember that foxes, skunks, and owls usually have the last word in any confrontation.

How could I not fall in love with a book authored by a man with 28 cats (and people thought my four or five were excessive!) who is said to rescue them from storm sewers, interstate highways (my cat Silver came from such a place) and other such harrowing places?

The sayings are memorable and true; the graphics are adorable and fun. This book makes a good gift for a friend, and a good treat for oneself, almost as good as catnip for human beings!

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4.0 out of 5 stars Purrfect comedy book 25 Dec 2003
By A Customer
Format:Paperback
This book is very funny with good pictures so get your paws on it
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Highly recommended 21 Dec 2001
By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
Highly recommended by Hal, age 12 and Toby, a kitten. Words of wisdom for intelligent felines. Warning: Do not share this book with your owner. Our owner got hold of it and now she knows our secrets. P.S. She says it's the best cat book she's ever read.
8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars My Cats Didn't Write This Book But I KNOW They've Read It! 7 Dec 2001
By Terrie - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover
I could add instruction number 202..."always try to lay across the keyboard when someone is typing, if that doesn't work, attack the ankles under the desk." This is a cat's book of proper feline ettiquette. It is funny and will make you smile when you recognize your own cats within its pages. It's a nice compact volume, just 4" x 6", and might make a good gift the next time your cat incessantly bangs on the bedroom door after you and your partner have discreetly closed it for privacy's sake. This book shows that there's an art to being a cat, but it's a spiritual calling to be a cat lover.
8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A delightful little book! 15 Aug 1996
By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Hardcover
This book features a mother cat's words of advice to her
kittens as they venture into the world. It's humorous, but
if you have cats, you'll recognize a lot of the behaviors. I'm
sure that my cats must have read this book... :-)
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