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A Billion Jokes (Volume 1) [Unabridged] [Hardcover]

Peter Serafinowicz
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8 Nov 2012
'Comedy genius' David Walliams 'It's funny, but Peter Serafinowicz is the kind of funny person that funny people find funny' Simon Pegg 'Peter Serafinowicz is one of the funniest women in the world' Derren Brown Jokes include: 'I like to put my Shredded Wheat through my own shredder, just to be on the safe side.' 'Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success.' 'Float like an octopus, sting like a clock' - Muhammad Dali 'Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite. Revolting.' 'I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient, until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website.'

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  • Hardcover: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Boxtree; 1 edition (8 Nov 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1447223489
  • ISBN-13: 978-1447223481
  • Product Dimensions: 14.2 x 19.8 x 2.5 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (196 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 193,865 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"It's funny, but Peter Serafinowicz is the kind of funny person that funny people find funny." --Simon Pegg, actor, "Shaun of the Dead"

About the Author

Peter Serafinowicz is an English actor, comedian, writer and director. He co-wrote the critically acclaimed TV show Look Around You with Robert Popper; starred in The Peter Serafinowicz Show, which was nominated for a BAFTA and won the Rose d'Or prize for Best Entertainer; directed the music video for Hot Chip's 'I Feel Better'; appeared in Spaced, Shaun of the Dead, Couples Retreat and Bad Sugar -- and provided the voice for Darth Maul in the film Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. He lives in London.

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25 of 30 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Such a disappointment 12 Nov 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I'm a huge fan of Peter Serafinowicz's work, loved his TV show, have followed him on Twitter for the last couple of years, and was delighted to hear he was releasing a book. The title itself made me laugh - clearly a joke in itself - and when I saw that the Kindle edition had such a low price I couldn't resist it, crossing the book off my Christmas list.

If you've been following Serafinowicz on Twitter for some time you'll have seen many (most? Maybe all?) of the jokes in this book before. The jokes themselves are all very short, and in truth are more puns than anything, and each is accompanied by a large picture - an old-fashioned etching-type image - which means that you have one joke per page, so it is an extremely quick read and I easily finished it in a single sitting with a cup of tea in bed. It is worth pointing out that on the Kindle some of the text doesn't resize if you change the font etc. so on the pages where the joke is encapsulated within a box or a frame of sorts the text is extremely small and hard to read, and cannot be changed.

Have a look at the product description as it contains five of the jokes from the book (the "Muhammad Dali" one was one of the better ones in the book) and if you like them, you'll like the rest of it. Personally I didn't laugh at any of it I'm afraid, smiled a few times, but on the whole found it all rather tiresome and, as a follower of his on Twitter, all too familiar. A big disappointment for me.

(A footnote: You may notice that the hardback edition of this book has a lot of reviews, most of which are accompanied by Twitter account names. This is because the author asked for his followers to write reviews on here, and in return he would follow them back on Twitter.)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic 17 Dec 2012
By Titan
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Thoroughly enjoyable from cover to cover. Great gags. Still laughing.
Must read this whenever you feel blue. Guaranteed to stir your chuckle muscles.
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5.0 out of 5 stars I hated laughing before this book. 6 Nov 2012
A Billion Jokes (Volume One.) is essential reading for contemporary humourists and fans of the one-liners churned out daily by the comedy elite of Twitter (and normal life). Serafinowicz's jokes go beyond that of the cracker and make you crap your pants laughing with non sequitur and surreal punchlines that make you revisit each joke and then revisit laughing at them. I give this book five golden stars.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Bit short. 10 Jun 2014
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This book is an amusing way to pass a small amount of time. Amazon needed me to put more words, so I made this rhyme.
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9 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Billion Laughs!! 3 Nov 2012
Do you like jokes?
Do you like funny jokes?
Do you like funny jokes in books?
How about a billion funny jokes in one book?

Great book.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars What a waste!! 19 Jan 2013
By johnmow
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Don't waste your money. I bought this based on the other reviews, what are these people on! I like to think I'm reasonably intelligent and have a good sense of humour but this is just so NOT funny. They are not jokes just one liners and at best one or two of them could be described as mildly amusing.
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5.0 out of 5 stars 10 Billion Laughs 14 Nov 2012
By NWalker
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
Absolutely hilarious, I never laugh out loud much when reading, but this was the exception that proves the rule. As funny as you would expect from the delightful Mr Serafinowicz, not the mention the lovely illustrations that accompany the jokes. Also, the cover design is bound to make your friends think you're just as sophisticated and witty as you pretend to be
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5.0 out of 5 stars Not quite a billion... 16 April 2014
Actually, after a quick count, it turns out there are only 999,999,982 jokes in this silly book.
We laughed out loud at thirty-four of them.

Silly yet wonderful.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Funny stuff - occasionally hit or miss but clever - won't appeal to everyone though
Published 1 month ago by MMcUKED
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Amusing and entertaining!
Published 1 month ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny as flip
Quality jokes from Serafinowicz, who loves a bit of word play. A fair few volumes to go before the Billion Jokes is complete, and I can't wait :)
Published 10 months ago by Ben Morrish
5.0 out of 5 stars Insanely funny book
This book was so enjoyable I read it in one go, only having meant to read a little of it and to save the rest of it for later. Read more
Published 12 months ago by ian lee harris
1.0 out of 5 stars terrible
attricious and not worth the money. i can unrate this highly enough. it is completely shit in my own opinion
Published 12 months ago by Mr. P. Campbell
4.0 out of 5 stars A Billyun Jokes
Got a few decent laughs out of this book, and visitors to my house enjoy flicking through it too. The lines are overall pretty hit and miss. Great illustrations though!
Published 13 months ago by Thim
2.0 out of 5 stars silly rather than funny
not a billion and not all jokes, one item on a page is poor and the digital version is badly formatted with illustrations being practically impossible to see.
Published 14 months ago by J. Cashen
5.0 out of 5 stars 5 Star Review
Very funny, a good book to dip into. Looking forward to volume 2. Never end a review on a comma,
Published 16 months ago by Bogster
3.0 out of 5 stars Quite funny
There were some quite funny jokes, but not a lot...
I'm pissed because my parents didn't buy me expensive rollerstakes... cheap stakes
Published 16 months ago by Oluwaseun Fadipe
3.0 out of 5 stars A billion jokes
I bought this as a gift and have had no feedback. I had a look through it first and it was not my cup of tea
Published 18 months ago by Helen Havant
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