"Princess Diaries - Mia Thermopolis is just and ordinary high school girl looking for a boyfriend, breasts and party invites. But then she finds she's a princess and her whole world is turned around."
"Princess Diaries - Mia has all her royal duties to attend to, but her personal problems will always come first. After all, her mum's pregnant and engaged to her algebra teacher!"
"Princess Diaries - Michael. That's who Mia wants. Not Kenny, whose nice enough but not The One, but Michael. But Michael wants Fruit Fly Girl and Mia's out of her league."
"Calypso Chronicles - American Calypso has never been comfortable at her posh English boarding school. This term she wants to be popular - and pulling a few boys along the way wouldn't go amiss."
"Calypso Chronicles - Boys really are like London buses. You spend ages waiting for one, then two come along at once! Freddie, the fit Prince of Wales, or Billy, the saver from the dog-attack?"
"Calypso Chronicles - Calypso can't believe it, she's actually pulled HRS Prince Freddie! And now she gets to stay in England with him! But that doesn't mean that her life is all kittens and roses..."