"It's 3 in the morning. Insomnia tightens its merciless grip on your tormented brain. Vodka starts to taste nasty. One cure. Load disc, press PLAY.....and you're just about on your way !"
"Let's not get over-excited here. Yes, he's contoversial. Yes, he's homophobic. But YES, he's a poet. If you don't like what he says; either read a book about freedom of speech, or tune into S Club 7"
"If Freddie Mercury had never died....and...erm....knew the meaning of IF....and if..erm....Matt Bellamy was....oh. Never mind. Old Freddie would be turning in his gravy."
"Heather Mills! Yoko Ono! Barbara Bach !Olivia Harrison! You drink from the milk of your husband's cash cows. But it is nice and creamy. So pour onto your metaphorical corn-flakes.Gulp it down."