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1313: Boy Crazies [DVD] [2011] [US Import] [NTSC]

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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful
Make It Stop 17 April 2012
By Frank Glass - Published on
Format: DVD
If you've got 73 precious, unrecapturable minutes of your life to spare and the inclination to be bored out of what's left of your mind, then "1313: Boy Crazies" is the DVD for you. Here you'll find the remains of David DeCoteau's threadbare bag of tricks: four or five cute, zombie-in-training boys in underwear; one scarey older woman with even scarier hair who serves as the boys' evil genius; the obligatory unremittingly boring shower scene that would be interesting, maybe, at a stretch, if you lived in, say, the Dark Ages; ditto the boy-barely-tied-to-the-four-poster-bed-feebly-struggling-in-his-poorly-feigned-sleep scene. There is, as well, the minimal plot we've come to expect; even less dialogue, probably mercifully; "I Work As A Realtor In My Spare Time" video views of the DeCoteau house of the month/season/year showing you just about every aspect of the house and grounds that might interest you should you be inclined to rent or buy it; endless video and audio loops of the same sights and sounds repeated so many times you wonder when the actual video is ever going to start, and then you begin to wonder if it's ever going to end. It is no coincidence that, in a video supposedly about vampires, there is never a sign of either blood or fang. There is no sense of fear, panic, unease, or even the remotest curiosity. There is, in fact, no emotion at all.

I know that David DeCoteau still has his fans, but they must be the kindest, most generous, most forgiving, most unquestioningly loyal people on earth if they still buy these sad excuses for entertainment at best, titillation at worst. There is nothing about "Boy Crazies" that justifies the price you'd pay in terms of either time or money. Take my advice: fight the urge to buy it and get a men's underwear catalogue instead. Then, buy yourself a thong with the money you'll have saved.
8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
Don't waste your money or time on this 2 July 2012
By Trevor Henderson - Published on
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If the main character walked throughout the house one more time I was ready to break the DVD.
The acting is not terrible, but...
There is no sex, no nudity, just posing and more posing and even more posing.
There is no real story. No purpose. Just a huge waste of money and time.
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
So pointless 8 Jun. 2014
By Josh - Published on
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A more appropriate title would be "Moderately Attractive Guy and His Extended Dream Sequences." In his dream sequences, he just walks around the mansion, for what seems like most of the movie. Without the dream sequences, this is a glorified short film that provides the barest minimum content. The guys are attractive, but it's easier to find more attractive guys, for free, somewhere else on the internet. The only thing vampire about this film is the incessant growling when there's a close-up.

Don't waste your time or money.
They all look alike and they all suck. Some good eye candy is all the movies ... 1 Jan. 2015
By Richard Goenaga - Published on
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What else can be said about all of the 1313 movies. They all look alike and they all suck. Some good eye candy is all the movies have to offer.
Hot , sexy cast but no talent or story. 29 Nov. 2014
By Markie - Published on
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Pretty much "Cinemax after dark."
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