Book Description
This is a collection of the movies that people (especially
those damned critics) have told you are exceptionally good, classics in
their genre. So, you buy the ticket and settle down in great expectation,
only to realise two hours later that the movie has been totally overrated!
Well, fear no more. This informative (and highly opinionated) tome will
save you from ever having to sit through another well-reviewed stinker
again. It will steer you away from the pompous, the pretentious and the
downright stinking wastes of celluloid that have for some reason become
known as "classic movies". Funny but precise in its commentary, 101 Movies
to Avoid is the essential bible for film watchers who don't want to be
suckered into seeing an acclaimed classic during which they end up falling
asleep. Some of the movies included in the book are: 28 Days Later, Blair
Witch Project, Gangs of New York, War of the Worlds, Ghost, Batman, Billy
Elliott, Monster's Ball, Ray, The English Patient, Thomas Crown Affair, The
Aviator, Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Pretty Woman, Rebel Without a Cause,
The Producers, Good Will Hunting, Platoon, Silence of the Lambs and Nine
and a Half Weeks.
About the Author
Allan Smithee (perhaps not his real name) has worked in
the film business for nearly 15 years. As a publicist he has
orchestrated distribution campaigns for well over 60 movies
and has on-screen credits as unit publicist for more than 20
feature productions. A member of the British Academy of Film
and Television he currently develops scripts for a wide range of production
companies and film bodies as well as consulting for clients as diverse as
the Times newspaper and Film London(the city's film body). He has worked
with Al Pacino, Dennis Hopper, Kevin Costner, Mike Leigh and three of All
Saints!