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1002 Terrible Puns [Kindle Edition]

Nicolas Sellens , Paul Dutnall
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)

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A rib-tickling collection of 1002 original one-liners. Pages and pages of groan-out-loud insanity interspersed with some brilliantly witty cartoons. This celebration of the play-on-word draws on the full gamut of the human experience, poking fun at sport, food, work, science, geography, the arts and, of course, religion. Puns range from traditional Christmas cracker cheese to the spectacularly contrived and pseudo-intellectual. Not to be read without your comedy corset. A great one-star read for people with no sense of humour!

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The second wife of Henry VIII would never hurry back to the palace. She’d always amble in.

I’m trying to cut down on my trips to art museums. I’m on a gallery-controlled diet.

I contend that A A Milne’s greatest creation was Pooh.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1204 KB
  • Print Length: 115 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: West Ridge Books (11 Dec 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S. r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00BCXV1MA
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #207,348 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars got me chuckling 11 Feb 2013
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Bought on a whim but glad I did. Some to make you groan a few to make the eyes roll but plenty to make you chuckle:) well worth a couple of quid!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Just great 20 Aug 2013
It has long been held as fact in my family that my dad is the king of puns... Not any more! This book is fantastic, some really great puns, and others that are so bad they're good! Kudos to Nicholas sellens on putting all of these puns together, you've done a great job!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Funny but is it worth paying for? 24 Sep 2013
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The jokes in here are actually quite good in a Tim Vine way.
I got this when it was free for kindle so is it worth paying for.....let's be honest No.
The jokes are funny but it's throw away humour.
In conclusion if its free download it. If its not then save your money.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars larf! I nearly bought a round 16 May 2013
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What can you say there are 1002 of them, they`re terrible and they are puns. If you dont laugh at this book, cover yourself in dirt and go to sleep, you`re probably dead.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars really funny 21 April 2013
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very clever - witty and funny - keep them coming - made me laugh over and over and over again
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars You shud pay fur dis 12 Feb 2013
I wood like to tell this joke to my childrens. This is a good thing and it will put a smile on you faeces.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Terrible puns - really terrible 7 Sep 2013
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Puns, even terrible ones are meant to produce groans, but this collection made me lose the will to live. I kept coming back to them but eventually I realised that the gems were few and far between.
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